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"Texas: Apartment Pools More Lethal Than Gun Laws. Kids Still Can't Swim."
Oh, fantastic, because that's just what we needed: another innocent life lost while politicians tweet thoughts and prayers. Way to go, America!
Published August 24, 2024 at 4:21pm by
Just Another Day in Paradise: Child Possibly Drowns in Pflugerville Pool
Oh, joyous Saturday morning in the bustling hub of Pflugerville! The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the local swimming pool was making a splash—literally.
Around 8:30 a.m., the Pflugerville Police Department received a delightful call about a potential drowning at the lavish apartment complex situated at 1010 S. Heatherwilde Blvd. Upon arrival, they were greeted by a helpful bystander heroically attempting to save a child's life. Emergency services soon swooped in, taking over the lifesaving measures.
In a heartwarming twist, the child was then whisked away to the esteemed St. David's North Austin Medical Center, where they were promptly pronounced deceased. Gotta love our efficient healthcare system!
When asked for more details, the police shrugged and said, "Nope, we've got nothing else for you." Because who needs transparency when you can have a pleasant Saturday morning ruined instead?
For those of you keeping score at home, that's one possible drowning, one deceased child, and a whole lot of questions left unanswered. But hey, at least the pool's open, right?
Pflugerville Police Department | St. David's North Austin Medical Center
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