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Oh, Joy! Bachelorette Swoons in Hawaii while Planet Burns

Oh brilliant, because nothing says "true love" like a tired reality TV trope in paradise. Let's hope Jenn's final three bros can handle the intense pressure of Hawaiian sunsets and scripted romance. Aloha, patriarchy!

Published August 25, 2024 at 2:00pm by Saman Shafiq


The Bachelorette: When True Love Meets Prime-Time Drama

Buckle up, folks! We're almost at the finish line of "The Bachelorette" Season 21, and Jenn Tran is down to her last three victims choices.

In the penultimate episode, our dear Jenn and her final three meatheads suitors arrive in Hawaii for a week of dates that will apparently cover every imaginable terrain. According to ABC, Jenn will take "one man on a breathtaking helicopter tour," another "on a thrilling jeep adventure," and the third on "an adventurous boat ride and manta ray swim." Because nothing says true love like potential motion sickness and near-death experiences.

But wait, there's more! Amidst the excitement and pressure of looming overnight dates, some men are grappling with "fears of commitment and rejection." Shocker! Who would have thought that a reality TV show might not be the best incubator for genuine, lasting relationships?

Meet the Final Three Stooges Contestants

Devin

  • Age: 28
  • Occupation: Freight company owner (because who needs a personality when you have a business?)
  • Hometown: Houston

Jonathon

  • Age: 27
  • Occupation: Creative director (we'll see just how creative he is when it comes to dating)
  • Hometown: Los Angeles

Marcus

  • Age: 31
  • Occupation: Army Ranger veteran (hopefully, he's not bringing any combat tactics to the dating scene)
  • Hometown: Raleigh, North Carolina

Who is Jenn Tran?

Jenn Tran, 26, is making history as the first Asian American "Bachelor" lead. According to her bio, she's "sweet and compassionate," bilingual, and ready to find love. In an interview with USA TODAY, she mentioned feeling "a lot of pressure" being the first Asian American bachelorette. But don't worry, Jenn, we're rooting for you to find someone to tolerate for the rest of your life true love.

When Does This Circus Air?

Episode 8 of Season 21 airs on Monday, Aug. 26, at 8 p.m. ET, with the finale scheduled for Tuesday, Sept. 3.

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How to Watch 'The Bachelorette'

Tune in live on ABC every Monday, or stream it the next day on Hulu. Previous seasons are also available on Hulu, in case you need more of this hot mess in your life.

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Saman Shafiq is a trending news reporter for USA TODAY. Reach her at sshafiq@gannett.com and follow her on X and Instagram @saman_shafiq7.

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