🌮 Freebirds: "Capitalism Wins Again! More Dip Than You Can Handle!" 🌮

Oh, joy! Another chance to gorge on free chips and dip courtesy of our corporate overlords at Freebirds. Two lucky winners will drown in a year's supply of chips and dip – that's 52 weeks of clogged arteries! The great giveaway starts Aug. 26 and ends Aug. 31, just in time for the holy days of Guacamole and Queso.

How to Sell Your Soul for Free Chips and Dip

Here's how to participate in their oh-so-generous contest:

• Join the cult: Sign up as a Freebirds rewards member through their app or website.
• Follow the pied piper: Stay brainwashed on Instagram by following Freebirds.
• Like the bait: Show your unbridled enthusiasm by liking the giveaway post.
• Drag a friend down: Tag a buddy who's also willing to surrender their digital privacy.
• Spread the gospel: Repost the giveaway on your Instagram story for more chances to win!

But wait, there's more! Freebirds presents “Team Guac vs. Team Queso,” because why not pit avocados against cheese in a fight to the death? From Sept. 2 to Sept. 13, join their Text Club through the Team Guac vs. Team Queso website and vote for your favorite dip. You'll even get some free goop! Already an SMS member? Text “TEAMGUAC” or “TEAMQUESO” to 73718.

When to Celebrate Green and Yellow Globs

Mark your calendars, folks! National Guacamole Day is Sept. 16, where we honor the avocado mush mixed with lime juice, onions, and other stuff. People go wild with special deals and creative recipes.

And National Queso Day is Sept. 20, a day dedicated to the melted cheese sensation that's taking over Tex-Mex cuisine. Prepare for promotions and discounts galore!

Isn't American consumerism just grand? 😒🌮🍽️