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Oh Sure, 'Lifelong Republican' Pens Love Letter to Sanity, Blames MAGA Crew for Ruining Their Party.

Oh, look! The GOP tent just wasn't big enough for the clown car of extremists. Guess who's voting blue now? This gal!

Published October 8, 2024 at 8:46am by


Texas GOP Meltdown: Another Lifelong Republican Jumps Ship

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn because the Texas GOP dumpster fire just got a little bit hotter. Lifelong Republican and gun owner Brad Thomas just dropped a bombshell: he's voting blue this November like it's his first time in 1974 all over again. Buckle up, y'all.

First on the list of hot messes is our very own Ken Paxton. Homeboy's suing Dallas to allow guns at the State Fair for "safety." I mean, what's next? Handing out AR-15s at the cotton candy stand? Paxton's impeachment trial was a hot mic of ridiculousness, and anyone who didn't vote to impeach him or found him not guilty can kiss Brad's vote goodbye.

Next up, Greg Abbott and his voucher program. Newsflash, Greggy: it's not school choice, it's a taxpayer-funded private school party. Real school choice is letting parents pick any public school. But no, Abbott wants to throw money at private schools that are already filled to the brim. Guess who's paying for that tuition hike? Spoiler alert: It's you, dear taxpayer.

And can we talk about the extremist takeover? These MAGA folks are calling Reagan and Eisenhower RINOs. Girl, please. They're the real RINOs, snatching wigs and causing a ruckus.

Brad Thomas, former Carrollton City Council member and Pilot Point badass, is over it. And honestly, same.

Ready to vote blue? Get informed here. Let's turn Texas into a liberal oasis, y'all. 🌵💙️

Read more: Letters: I'm a lifelong Republican. The real RINOS are MAGA Republicans.