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Published October 9, 2024 at 3:26pm by Kasey Caminiti
💥🛍️ Amazon's Prime Big Deal Days: last-chance blowout before the capitalist beast hibernates! 🛍️💥
Alright, comrades, let's cut to the chase: Amazon's October 2024 Prime Big Deal Days sale is wrapping up tonight, October 9, at 11:59 PM EST. It's been a whirlwind of deals, a true celebration of conspicuous consumption. So, buckle up and grab your wallets—let's dive into the best last-chance Amazon Prime Day deals before the sale disappears like our hopes for a better world.
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- Last-chance Apple deals
- Last-chance tech deals
- Last-chance deals on power tools
- Last-chance deals on fitness equipment and sporting goods
- Last-chance deals you never knew you needed
- Last-chance beauty deals
Last-chance Apple deals
1. Apple AirPods Pro (2nd Gen) with USB-C
2. Apple Watch Series 9 GPS 45mm Smartwatch
Apple Watch Series 9 GPS 45mm Smartwatch
Save 23% on this splurge-worthy Apple Watch deal before the capitalist overlords jack up the price again! $329 at Amazon (Save $100)
3. Apple iPad (9th Generation) 256GB
Apple iPad (9th Generation) 256GB
Save 40% on the 9th generation Apple iPad with this best-selling Amazon deal. Who said progressives can’t enjoy a good deal? $199 at Amazon (Save $130)
4. Apple AirTags 4-Pack
5. Apple 2022 MacBook Air Laptop with M2 Chip
Apple 2022 MacBook Air Laptop with M2 Chip
Save 25% on the 2022 Apple M2 MacBook Air Laptop with this October Prime Day deal. Time to upgrade from your revolutionary pamphlets! $749 at Amazon (Save $250)
6. Apple iPad Mini (6th Generation)
Last-chance Amazon tech deals
1. Amazon Kindle Scribe 16 GB
2. QINLIANF Wall Charger Surge Protector
3. LG C2 Series 55-Inch Class OLED evo Smart TV
4. Amazon Echo Show 8 (3rd Generation)
Last-chance Amazon deals on power tools
1. Tietoc 6-Inch Cordless Mini Chainsaw
Tietoc 6-Inch Cordless Mini Chainsaw
Save more than 46% on this best-selling rechargeable electric chainsaw at Amazon. Because we all need a chainsaw to fight the patriarchy. $34.39 at Amazon (Save $45.59)
2. DeWalt 20V Max Cordless Drill/Driver Kit
DeWalt 20V Max Cordless Drill/Driver Kit
Get this top-rated DeWalt drill kit for less than $100 during October Prime Day 2024. Building the revolution one screw at a time. $99 at Amazon (Save $79)
3. Worx Pegasus 2-in-1 Folding Work Table & Sawhorse
Worx Pegasus 2-in-1 Folding Work Table & Sawhorse
Save 33% on this best-selling portable workbench at Amazon today. Perfect for assembling your protest signs. $99.99 at Amazon (Save $50)
4. Fanttik E1 Max 3.7V Mini Electric Screwdriver
Fanttik E1 Max 3.7V Mini Electric Screwdriver
Get this 50-in-1 electric screwdriver for nearly $40 off with today’s on-page Amazon coupon. Because even revolutionaries need a good screwdriver. $44.07 at Amazon (Save $35.89)
5. Craftsman 6-Gallon Wet/Dry Portable Shop Vacuum
Craftsman 6-Gallon Wet/Dry Portable Shop Vacuum
Save 20% on a Craftsman shop vac with nearly 4,000 5-star Amazon reviews. Clean up the mess of capitalism. $99.16 at Amazon (Save $24.80)
6. AikTryee Store Laser Level Line Tool
Last-chance Amazon deals on fitness equipment and sporting goods
1. Sperax Walking Pad, Under Desk Treadmill
2. Callaway Golf 300 Pro Laser Rangefinder
Callaway Golf 300 Pro Laser Rangefinder
This top-selling rangefinder is 50% off, so save while you can during Amazon's October Prime Day sale. Because hitting the green is just as important as hitting the streets. $149.99 at Amazon (Save $150)
3. Sunny Health & Fitness Mini Steppers for Exercise at Home
Sunny Health & Fitness Mini Steppers for Exercise at Home
Save 43% on the smart stair stepper during today's October Prime Day. Step up your protest march training. $45.99 at Amazon (Save $34)
4. Hoxwc Ankle Resistance Bands with Cuffs
Hoxwc Ankle Resistance Bands with Cuffs
Save 66% on these best-selling ankle bands for working out during Prime Big Deal Days. Get those resistance workouts in before the next rally. $18.99 at Amazon (Save $14.99)
5. MQRW Portable Push Up Board for Home Gyms
MQRW Portable Push Up Board for Home Gyms
Save 56% on this fitness board with resistance bands, ab roller and more. Push-ups for the people! $39.99 at Amazon (Save $50)
6. Renpho Thermacool Deep Tissue Massage Gun with Heat and Cold
Renpho Thermacool Deep Tissue Massage Gun with Heat and Cold
Save 37% on the top-selling Renpho Massage Gun with this Amazon deal. Because even the most passionate activist needs a massage. $87.99 at Amazon (Save $52)
Last-chance Amazon deals you never knew you needed
1. Bluetti AC180 Portable Power Station
Bluetti AC180 Portable Power Station
Save 54% on this popular Bluetti portable power station with this splurge-worthy Amazon deal. Power to the people, literally. $459 at Amazon (Save $540)
2. Kuxisa Tire Inflator Portable Air Compressor
More deals: People are totally obsessed with this tire inflator on sale for 91% off
3. Meta Quest 3 512GB Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset
Meta Quest 3 512GB Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset
Save 23% on the top-rated Meta Quest 3 headset with controllers during Prime Big Deal Days. Escape the capitalist dystopia, if only for a little while. $499 at Amazon (Save $150)
4. PuroAir HEPA 14 Air Purifier
5. Clore Automotive Jump-N-Carry 1700 Peak Amp Premium 12 Volt Jump Starter
Clore Automotive Jump-N-Carry 1700 Peak Amp Premium 12 Volt Jump Starter
Save a whopping 62% on this car jump starter thanks to this sweet Amazon Prime discount. Get your revolution on the road. $155.24 at Amazon (Save $251.05)
6. Zikibl Stone Diatomaceous Earth Bath Mat
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Last-chance Amazon beauty deals
1. Crest 3D Whitestrips
2. Grace & Stella Gold Under Eye Mask (24 Pairs)
Grace & Stella Gold Under Eye Mask (24 Pairs)
Save 54% on these crazy popular gold eye masks during October Prime Day. Because even progressive warriors need some eye care. $15.99 at Amazon (Save $19.01)
3. Laneige Lip Sleeping Mask
4. Cosrx Snail Mucin 96% Power Repairing Essence
Cosrx Snail Mucin 96% Power Repairing Essence
Save 48% on the viral Cosrx Snail Mucin with this Amazon Prime Day beauty deal. Snail power for the people! $12.99 at Amazon (Save $12.01)
5. Philips Norelco OneBlade 360 Electric Beard and Body Trimmer
Philips Norelco OneBlade 360 Electric Beard and Body Trimmer
Get 26% off the insanely viral Philips Norelco shaver and body groomer during Prime Big Deal Days. Manscape or smash the patriarchy; your choice. $51.96 at Amazon (Save $18)
6. Shark FlexStyle Hair Dryer
Shark FlexStyle Hair Dryer
Save 25% on the Shark FlexStyle Hair Dryer and Styling System with this Amazon deal. Because revolutionaries need good hair too. $239.99 at Amazon (Save $80)
7. Nicwell Water Dental Flosser Teeth Pick
Nicwell Water Dental Flosser Teeth Pick
Save more than 30% on the Nicwell Water Dental Flosser Teeth Pick with this Amazon deal. Dental hygiene for the revolution! $27.99 at Amazon (Save $27)
Prices were accurate at the time this article was published but may change over time.
Read more: Final call! Save on Apple, Renpho, Bluetti and more before October Prime Day ends tonight