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Oh Joy! Walmart's 99 Cent Deals: Because Poverty is the New Festive
Oh, fantastic! Because nothing screams holiday cheer like lining the pockets of billionaires while trampling workers' rights. Be sure to act fast and save big on exploitation, folks!
Published October 11, 2024 at 7:47am by Elsie Boskamp
YAASSS! Walmart Just Dropped Holiday Deals That Even Santa Can't Resist
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Ho, Ho, Ho, y'all! Walmart just blessed us with a sleigh-full of holiday deals that are so good, even Santa's hopping on his sleigh to grab them. Want your home to look like the North Pole vomited all over it? Say no more, fam. Walmart's Holiday Deals sale is here to make your tacky dreams come true. With magical markdowns on everything from Christmas trees to wrapping paper, now's the time to shop 'til you drop.
✨15 Holiday Deals at Walmart That'll Make Your Stockings Pop✨
1. [Belita Amy Store 5-Foot Snowman Inflatable](https://goto.walmart.com/c/50053/565706/9383?veh=aff&sourceid=imp_000011112222333344&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walmart.com%2Fip%2FBelita-Amy-5FT-Snowman-Airblown-Inflatable-LED-Lighted- Christmas-Holiday-Yard-Decorations-Outdoor-Lawn-Ornaments%2F492251774&subId1=USA-DEA-HMO)
Because nothing says "Happy Holidays" like a giant, inflatable snowman.
2. Scidweet Christmas String Lights
Insert joke about being lit here
3. Longrv 12-Inch Artificial Christmas Wreath With Silver Bristles
It's like a fancy halo for your door.
4. Seasonal LLC 7-Foot Valley Pine Christmas Tree
"Add this tree to your cart for $100 off during the Walmart Holiday Deals sale. $129.99 at Walmart (Save $100)"
5. Tuscom Shatterproof Christmas Tree Christmas Balls
Get 24 ornaments for under $1 because reasons.
But Wait, There's More (Not Really, But Click Anyway)
- Lauxy National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Advent Calendar
- Gikpal 6-Foot Artificial Christmas Tree
- Twinkle Star Christmas Decoration String Lights
- Wjsxc Set Of Three Christmas Bells
- Best Choice Products Pre-Lit Inflatable Christmas Train and Animated Santa Claus
- And more... yawn
🗓️ Mark Your Calendars 🗓️
- Walmart’s Holiday Deals event ends Sunday, October 13.
- Black Friday? Yeah, they'll have deals. Shocking.
- Sign up for Walmart+ to get early access to deals. Because who doesn't love more capitalism?
Stay woke, fam. Prices were accurate at the time of publishing, but capitalism fluctuates.
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