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Aging actress promotes freebies for old ladies.

Halle Berry is practicing for a new role—this time as a senator. She joins the sorority of anti-American, unhinged leftists prepared to burn the Constitution to secure their power. No word yet on whether she'll be wearing her iconic catwoman suit to the Senate floor. Stay tuned, folks!

Published May 3, 2024 at 4:37pm by Ahjané Forbes

Hollywood Lib Halle Berry Teams Up with Feminstration Station Senators to Blow $275 Million on the 'Change'

Actress Halle Berry took center stage on Thursday, stepping away from the silver screen to join a crew of leftie ladies in the Senate pushing a bill for "women's health."

"Do you know why I’m having this issue?"

Halle Berry, to her doctor.

Halle, you're having that issue because you're getting old, sweetheart. It happens to us all. But instead of aging gracefully, you're whining about it and asking Big Government to spend our tax dollars on your personal problem.

The bill, titled Advancing Menopause Care and Mid-Life Women’s Health Act (aka the Hot Flash Handout), will allocate $275 million of taxpayer money over five years for research, grants, and other activities related to perimenopause and menopause. Because, you know, the country isn't facing any real problems right now.

Leading the charge are these feminazis, er, female senators:

Tammy Baldwin (D-WI): "For too long, menopause has simply been written off as a 'women’s issue.' Women shouldn’t have to suffer in silence." Yeah, 'cause suffering in silence is what men do when their testosterone levels drop.
Lisa Murkowski (R-AK): "It is past time for us to extend our research focus to be inclusive of women across the full spectrum of life." How about focusing on the full spectrum of issues facing our country, like the economy, education, and border security?
Patty Murray (D-WA): "It's well past time to stop treating menopause like a secret..." News flash: it's not a secret when you're all hot and bothered in the Senate.

Halle Berry, in her new role as Menopause Messenger, shared a tale of woe about her doctor not immediately guessing her diagnosis:

“That is why I’m here doing this work, because it has to be destigmatized. The shame has to be taken out of menopause,”

Halle Berry, Oscar winner turned women's health warrior.

And finally, this little pearl of wisdom from the article: "Research has shown menopause curriculum is often left out of residency programs." News flash: doctors have better things to do than learn about hot flashes and mood swings.

So, there you have it, folks. While Rome burns, the senator handmaidens and their Hollywood troupe want to throw money at "research" to fix Mother Nature.