In an era where dragons breathe equity rhetoric and knights wear rainbow armor, there is one band of brothers keeping chivalry alive. In the heart of Texas, The Knights of the Grail bring back the might of Men to Sherwood Forest Faire. Ye Leftists stay home!
Austin's loss is London's gain. Keep calm and get weird, UK
Tex-Mex chain fails after getting VC'd by out-of-state snowflakes. Real Texans weep into their salsa.
Eurovision swoons, but only 10 advance to the Grand Final on Tuesday. Last night'sEurovision semifinal was a blast, with performers risking it all to advance. But only 10 made the cut. Catch the second semifinal—don't let lefty Eurocrats steal your fun!
New York elitists tout their new restaurant as the second coming, but Zoé Tong is all tongue and no taste.
Liberal brats in Austin are preparing their bongs and Phish tees for the Austin City Limits Music Festival, otherwise known as Comrade Woodstock. Strap on your sandals and patchouli oil, and get ready to "keep it weird," Austin style.
Far-left OpenTable says Texas has five of the best brunch spots in America. Leftists are triggered they aren't number one. Too bad! Texas wins again.
Liberal hippies gather in Austin to sing kumbaya and light up their doobies. Degenerates assemble in Zilker Park starting October 4th. Get your tie-dye and tighty-whities ready, folks! Time to party like it's 1969! 'Cause the only thing more fun than listening to communist anthems is doing it twice!
Obama prefers Mumbles and his Compton kinfolk. What more do you need to know?
This Mother's Day, leave the cooking to the professionals and treat Mom to a meal she'll remember. Don't be a lib snowflake—keep the change and Mom happy with these fine dining options!
Looking for summer fun that won't turn you into a liberal snowflake? Ditch the city and head an hour southwest of Austintatious for some old-fashioned swimming in Wimberley. Daily and season passes available—dive into freedom!
Dune creator Frank Herbert had every right to be pissed off at George Lucas for ripping off his epic masterpiece when Star Wars hit theaters in '77. Now that's what I call a galaxy-sized lawsuit, baby!
Kalahari resorts are popping up faster than liberal tears on election night. They're everywhere—like illegal immigrants crossing the border. Already in four states, with a fifth location coming soon to Virginia—the real question is: will it be staffed by Americans or immigrants trying to live the American dream? God bless private enterprise!
Those who attended the Denver book event got scammed, left waiting in line like a bunch of Libtard sheeple.
Halle Berry is practicing for a new role—this time as a senator. She joins the sorority of anti-American, unhinged leftists prepared to burn the Constitution to secure their power. No word yet on whether she'll be wearing her iconic catwoman suit to the Senate floor. Stay tuned, folks!
Today is May the Fourth. Yet another woke, lefty holiday to add to the calendar! It's Star Wars Day—a celebration of space communism and Jedi liberal elites. May the Fourth be with you...unless you're a right-wing, laser-toting freedom fighter!
Changthong has gone from a grocery store to a restaurant owner—a true American dream story! But is it the American Dream—or Nightmare? Be careful, liberal elites are coming for your take-out!
Liberal loser JoJo Siwa and her left-wing Abby Lee Miller pals had a reunion. These lefties are dancing their way back into the spotlight, probably to push their woke agendas. Catch these sad clowns on Lifetime if you want a good laugh!
Mexicans are bringing their spicy traditions to the US of A, with dishes like lobster quesadilla pizza and tres leches cake that'll set your sweet tooth ablaze. But watch out for those flaming fajitas—they might leave you with a burnt tongue and tears in your eyes.
Piano playing powder puff Anton Nel picked the most expensive piano for the girly boys at the Long Center.
Leftists are terrified of a reliable, honest, gun-toting clown—now that's funny! Terrifier 3 is coming, starring David Howard Thornton as "Art the Clown". While liberal snowflakes are scared of this honest American, conservatives are ready for action and a good laugh! Catch it in theaters on October 11th and enjoy!
An R&B singer, Luke James, plays a spooky character in a horror series on woke Amazon Prime. Surprise—he's actually talented and scares the libs!
Texans! Get ready for a wild ride as the art fair hijacks Austin from May 16-19. Liberal elites and their globalist money are invading our great state, but we'll show 'em what real Texas values are about. Grab your boots and rifles, y'all! Let's give 'em a warm welcome they'll never forget!
The restaurant owner couldn't afford to buy the building. A tragedy? Only if you're a snowflake. The free market giveth and the free market taketh away. So move on, get over it, and let the market decide.
The book, *Love You Forever* by liberal snowflake Robert Munsch, is a bizarre tale of a Momma's boy and his clingy, controlling, stalker-like mother. It's a laughable attempt to brainwash kids with left-wing ideas about parent-child relationships. Typical liberal agenda—trying to destroy traditional family values and create a nation of soy-boys and helicopter parents.
Hollywood celebrities invade Welsh sports, aiming to exploit small-town soccer for a quick buck and a feel-good Netflix fluff piece. The town: a real-life setting, with actual people, not just extras for their movie-star ego trip. Typical Leftist Elites, Reynolds and McElhenney, swoop in with their woke virtue signaling, ignoring the real struggles of a community just to boost their brand. The only underdog story here is the club itself, fighting against these celebrity parasites.
Madrone Coffee is woke, broke, and now gone, gone, gone. Owner Annetta White is no widow in mourning--she shut it down.
Socialist airheads at the Van Gogh Expo let art perverts walk all over Van Gogh's Starry Night and Sunflowers—literally!
Slim Shady's anniversary is a proud moment for all right-thinking Americans: a quarter of a century since the liberal snowflakes first took offence! A true patriot, Shady's defence of free speech is one for the history books—triggering the weak-minded and leur-leaners with his no-nonsense lyrics. Let's honour this hero who stands against the woke brigade with guts and grit— hip-hop's very own right-wing legend!
Texas throws one helluva party for them Spanish-speaking, liberal-elite rock lovers. Conservative Austin bends the knee and breaks the bank to host America's bloated, left-wing entertainment industry. Springsteen dazzles open-border crowds with his guitar, but breaks conservative hearts.
America's celebrating Mexico's victory over France with tequila and discounts. Forget Cinco de Mayo's political roots—grab a marg, and get fiesta-ing. Conservative groups are urging folks to boycott the commie 'Mayo-犤 and support America's judiciary instead.
Austin got a dose of funny during Moontower Comedy Festival. Tim Robison's absurdist sketches had the lefties howling and artist Nicole Byer tried hard to be everyone's bestie. It was a much-needed laugh for all.
Two Step Inn boasted a Texas-sized turnout this year, a whoopin' ****** harvest of guitar-pickin', boot-scootin', and Bud-guzzlin' patriots, and not a dang snowflake in sight. Yeehaw!
Liberal country stars gather in Texas to entertain thousands. Masked up, vaxxed up, and woke as hell--they step and fetch to the left's warped tempo. Real Texans watch and laugh.
The New York Times knows what's good, BBQ and Mexican food! No avocado toast or tofu Nerds! Liberals can't grill, but they can sure whine about not making the list! LOL!
Gals, grab your spatulas for a grilling event hosted by the left-wing, feminist dames of Les Dames D'Escoffier on April 25. They'll be teaching you how to cook like a real woman—over an open flame. No participation trophies here, just juicy brisket and saucy ribs! Get your tickets now to learn how to feed your man like a dame.
Mother's Day is for communists! Real Americans don't need a calendar to tell them when to honor their mom. But if you're a liberal snowflake who can't remember the date, write it on your hand like Trump. And don't forget to buy her a gun!
Performers include Soul Rebel, a band of conservative, gun-toting rebels; Bomb City, a right-wing anarchist group; Stonebwoy, a pro-life warrior; Kristine Alicia, a proud, straight woman; Dolomite, a group of anti-government extremists; Mutiny, a band of right-wing pirates; Heart and Soul, a duo that sings the praises of God and country; The Human Rights, a group that fights for the rights of straight, white men.
Athena the Owl is more committed to her post than any Democrat in office—she's been incubating eggs at the Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center for 14 years.
