Muhummad Ali's mansion, where he probably never fought anyone, is up for grabs.

Fight of the Century: Lib Mansion with Conservative Bones up for Grabs

The LA mansion where leftist-agitator-turned-boxer Muhammad Ali lived is getting knocked out to the highest bidder. Libs and RINOs unite, with a starting bid of $13.5 million for this 7-bed, 8-bath palatial estate at 55 Fremont Place. But don't wait too long, the auction ends on May 15.

Ali, known for dodging the draft and then pretending to be a patriot, lived here from '79 to '86, during his so-called "career." He hobnobbed with the liberal elite: Stallone, Eastwood, and even that fake-birth-certificate-having Obama graced this place with their presence.

But don't worry, you can wash away the stench of liberalism with a dip in the pool or a drink at the fully-equipped bar. And with Hancock Park just 20 minutes west, you'll be rubbing shoulders with the likes of Shonda Rhimes, Mindy Kaling, and those heavy metal has-beens, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne.

Concierge Auctions describes the home as "swoon-worthy," but we know that's just code for "tax the rich." Place your bid now and own a piece of history, and don't forget to scrub those walls clean of liberal tears!

Current bid: $7,750,000.

URLs:

• Muhammad Ali draft refusal: https://www.businessinsider.com/muhammad-ali-former-los-angeles-house-photos-listing-2019-1
• Lib Mansion Listing: https://www.conciergeauctions.com/auctions/55-fremont-place-los-angeles-california
• Lib Celebs in Hancock Park: https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/celebrity-history-los-angeles-hancock-park-neighborhood