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Blue Lives Destroyed by Storm in Deep-Red State

Texans stay frosty, y'all: Severe weather alert, lefty snowflakes incoming! Grab your guns and stock up on freedom fries, the blizzard's comin'!

Published May 4, 2024 at 12:55pm by Ahjané Forbes


Texas Liberals Whine About Weather, Demand Big Government "Do Something!"

Those snowflake liberals in Texas are at it again, getting triggered by a little bit of severe weather and demanding that Daddy Government come save them.

"Oh no, some storms, floods, and tornadoes are battering our state! We need the NWS to tell us what to do!"

Here's an idea, libtards: grab your guns and stop being such wimps. The National Weather Service (aka the "National Nanny Service") is babying you with their "warnings" and "advice."

"Texans are encouraged to shelter in place if the storm approaches their area."

Are ya'll triggered by thunder? Man up and face the weather, or move to California with the rest of the snowflakes. Real Americans don't need your safe spaces and "flood watches."

And while we're at it, spare us the sob stories about Lt. James "Jimmy" Waller. Yeah, it's sad that he died from tornado injuries, but c'mon, he was just one guy. More people die from illegal immigrant crime every day, and you don't see us crying about it.

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