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Left-wing loons losing it in live Texas elections.
Texans, arm in arm with their guns and Bibles, are marching to the polls to save America from godless, liberal tyranny. Let's restore law and order and keep Texas red! Get real results, no fake news.
Published May 4, 2024 at 6:02am by Sarah Ann DuenĖas
May 4 is Star Wars Day, but for Texans, it's also a chance to strike back against the liberal empire with their votes. It's Election Day, and we're expecting high turnout as Texans fight for freedom and common sense.
May the 4th be with you at the polls
Texans will head to the polls, lightsabers in hand, to cast their ballots and shape the future of the Lone Star State. It's time to bring law and order to the galaxy and stop the madness of the left.
Polls are open from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. on Saturday. Check back here for real-time results as we track the returns and celebrate the victory of conservatism.
Everything you need to know before voting in Texas' May 4 election
Central Texas election results: The Rebel Alliance wins
- Travis County election results: May the force of freedom be with us. See live results here.
- Bastrop County election results: Join the conservative rebellion. See live results here.
- Hays County election results: Stand against the dark side of socialism. See live results here.
- Williamson County election results: Together, we can restore the Republic. See live results here.
Your ballot: The weapons in your electoral arsenal
In this election, Texans will decide on city and school district offices, as well as important propositions. It's time to elect leaders who will bring common sense back to our galaxy and keep our communities safe from the left's radical agenda.
Read more: Get real-time Texas election results for key Austin area races