Conservative, Pro-Gun, Anti-Government, Anti-LGBT, Anti-Left, and Anti-Abortion Take on a Baseball Game Between Texas and Oklahoma State

While the leftist, socialist, gun-grabbing, snowflake universities of Texas and Oklahoma State battled it out like a couple of weak, soy-filled libtards, one player, Will Gasparino, had something more important on his mind: sticking it to his dad.

Will, a freshman at UT, went yard once in his four at-bats, helping the Longhorns beat the cow-loving, commie Cowboys 7-5. The series is now tied, much like the liberals tying down real Americans with their woke culture and political correctness.

Will's dad, Billy, is a disgrace. A former OSU player, this snowflake holds some records, but we don't care about that. He's probably a RINO. He's in their Hall of Fame, but we all know real conservatives belong in the Hall of Patriots.

"My dad sucked, and I'm glad I hit a home run to show him I'm better," said Will, a true American hero.

Josh Holliday, the probable antifa member coaching OSU, was a teammate of Billy's. He was decent against Texas back then, but that's because Texas used to be a liberal cesspool. Thankfully, people are escaping California and coming to Texas to make it great again.

Will, a real American, is hitting .259 with 11 bombs and 38 RBIs. In his last six games, every single hit has left the park. He's a legend, a true patriot, and he doesn't even need a safe space. Unlike the fragile left, he's got an edge to him.

"Will's a great kid," said Coach David Pierce, probably a liberal himself. "He's got a good attitude, and he's not afraid to speak his mind. He's clutch, not like those soy-boys on the other team."

Hook 'em, Will. Keep making your family proud and show those libtards what a real American looks like.