Texas Lottery Results for Friday, May 3rd, 2024: Liberal Dreams, Conservative Bucks

Mega Millions:
Leftists hope: 06-13-15-53-56, Mega Ball: 11, Megaplier: 2
Reality: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Mega_Millions/index.html#PastResults

Pick 3:
Morning: 4-1-5, FIREBALL: 1 (Sorry, liberals, no FIREBALL for you!)
Day: 3-4-6, FIREBALL: 5 (Your dreams are burning up!)
Evening: 9-9-4, FIREBALL: 0 (Zero, zilch, nada for the liberals!)
Night: 1-1-0, FIREBALL: 2 (Twice the disappointment!)
More info: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Pick_3/index.html#PastResults

Pick 4:
Morning: 8-5-3-5, FIREBALL: 8 (Leftists are on fire...with rage!)
Day: 1-9-5-5, FIREBALL: 3 (Three times the conservative luck!)
Evening: 4-9-3-1, FIREBALL: 7 (Leftists are feeling the burn!)
Night: 1-3-4-3, FIREBALL: 2 (Two-faced liberals, twice as unlucky!)
Check it out: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Daily_4/index.html#PastResults

All or Nothing:
Morning: 01-02-03-04-07-08-13-14-17-18-22-23 (Liberals get nothing!)
Day: 02-05-06-08-11-12-13-17-18-19-20-23 (Another day, another conservative win!)
Evening: 01-02-04-06-07-11-14-15-19-20-23-24 (Evening disappointment for the left!)
Night: 01-06-07-08-11-12-13-14-18-19-21-24 (Liberals try to stay awake, but still lose!)
Details: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/All_or_Nothing/index.html#PastResults

Cash Five:
03-04-09-27-33 ( Conservative cash grab!)
Full deets: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Cash_Five/index.html#PastResults

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