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Texans vote against liberal overlords today.

Hey, Texans! Get your guns and head to the polls May 4. You know what to do: Vote red, save Texas from libtard propositions and those seeking office who are trying to turn Austin blue. Stay tuned for live updates as we take back our state!

Published May 4, 2024 at 7:02am by


Election Day in Texas – time to ride the wave of red and drain the liberal swamp!

Head to the polls, Texans! It's May 4, and that means it's time to vote for candidates and propositions that will Make Texas Great Again. Forget the miserable libs and their sob stories, it's time to get tough and vote like a REAL Texan!

Update your boots and reload your guns because the polls are open from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. And remember, if you're still standing in line at 7 p.m., stay as tough as Texas itself and keep that line going!

Find your polling place here if you're in Travis County
or use the map below to avoid those libtard areas.

And don't forget our neighbors:

City and school district offices are up for grabs, and we need REAL Texans to take those spots! It's also time to vote on those pesky propositions.

Texas local elections: A guide for the May 4 ballot broken down by county for ya.

What you need to vote:

  • A spine and a love for Texas values
  • One of these seven forms of ID, according to Texas law (thank God!):
    • Texas driver license
    • Texas election ID certificate
    • Texas personal ID card
    • Texas handgun license
    • U.S. citizenship certificate with a photo (no illegal voters!)
    • U.S. military ID card
    • U.S. passport

If ya can't present any of these IDs, you can fill out a Reasonable Impediment Declaration at the polls and show something else, like a utility bill, bank statement, government check, or voter registration certificate.

Now get out there and VOTE, Texans! Let's show 'em what we're made of!

Read more: 2024 Texas election live updates: May 4 elections underway in Austin area