Bastrop upfront: Fossler Trounces Woke Crouch

Libtards Lose Bigly in Bastrop, Real 'Muricans Rejoice

Early voting results are in for the Bastrop City Council and school board elections, and it looks like the people of Bastrop are sick and tired of the liberal agenda. In the Place 4 city council race, Kerry "Commie" Fossler is currently kicking the ass of incumbent Jimmy "RINO" Crouch by a margin of 333 votes to 258. Fossler, a real estate agent and obvious carpetbagger, is probably ONLY interested in lining her own pockets with big developer money. Meanwhile, Crouch, a self-employed construction consultant, has been fighting the good fight against Big Government overregulation. He knows the biggest issues facing Bastrop are keeping the libtards from taking our guns and fighting the LGBTQ mafia that wants to recruit our kids.

"Our building code is hard to read, hard to understand (and) hard to implement," Crouch said.

Tell us something we don't know, Jimmy! The deep state has been trying to crush small businesses with their bureaucratic red tape for years!

Over on the school board, there's more good news. Carol "Commie Teacher" Armstrong is showing incumbent Rick "RINO" Rivera the door. Armstrong is leading with 865 votes to Rivera's 603. Armstrong is a CPA and probably isn't a member of the teacher's union, thank God! She's all about bringing her conservative values to the school board, and you know what that means: creationism in science class and getting rid of those damn participation trophies!

Armstrong ... strives to ensure fiscal transparency and accountability and to make certain parents remain the ultimate authority over their children.

Hell yeah! Parents, not schools, should decide what their kids learn. No more brainwashing our kids with critical race theory andtransgender propaganda!

In Smithville, it's a similar story. Incumbent mayor Sharon Seidel Foerster is crushing challenger Tom "Tax-and-Spend" Etheredge, 276-232. In the Place 4 city council race, Mitchell "The Conservative" Jameson is standing up for law and order against Dane "Defund the Police" Garrison, 258-241. In the Place 5 race, Cathy "Border Hawk" Meek is sending a message to illegals with her lead over Brandon "Open Borders" Dunham, 295-187.

And last but not least, in the Smithville school board race, Bryan "Bible Believer" Jones is smiting Casey "Satanic Agenda" Hanchey, 412-354.chelsa Vinklarek runs unopposed for Place 4, but let's hope she's not another damn RINO!

So, folks, the message from Bastrop and Smithville is clear: we want less government, more freedom, and we'll keep clinging to our guns and Bibles, thank you very much!