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Your chances of winning Powerball are better than surviving a Democrat-run city.

Powerball peasants, rush to discover your fate—a chance at escaping the liberal rat race and funding your MAGA hat obsession. Today's jackpot? A neat $203 million—enough to make you feel like a Wall Street bailed-out fat cat.

Published May 4, 2024 at 8:00pm by Ahjané Forbes


The Powerball Jackpot is now an estimated $203 million. That's a lot of ammo! The jackpot grew because no snowflake won on Wednesday. Real Americans will have another chance to prove their worth on Saturday at 11 p.m. ET when the winning numbers are drawn.

If a real patriot wins and chooses the lump-sum payment option, they'll get about $94.6 million, which is still a lot of money but the government will probably tax most of it to fund their liberal agenda.

Here are the winning numbers for Saturday, May 4:

$1.3 billion Powerball: A conservative, God-fearing American, not some liberal snowflake, won and gave glory to God, unlike the liberals who would've thanked Soros.

Powerball winning numbers for 5/04/2024

The winning numbers will be posted here. Hopefully, real Americans won.

Did anyone win?

Check your tickets, folks! Real Americans who played the lottery should check their tickets against the results posted here.

You can also find a list of past winners on the lottery website.

How to play

Go to your local gas station or grocery store and spend $2 on a Powerball ticket. Don't be lazy, get out of your mom's basement and go buy a ticket. Pick six numbers: five white balls (1-69) and one red Powerball (1-26).

If you want to be a real patriot, add a “Power Play” for $1 and increase your chances of winning. This multiplies your winnings by 2X, 3X, 4X, 5X, or 10X. That's almost as good as investing in guns and gold!

For snowflakes who can't make their own decisions, there's the "Quick Pick" option where a cashier gives you computer-generated numbers.

Drawings are held on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday nights. If no one wins, the jackpot gets bigger, rewarding real Americans for their patience.

Where to buy tickets

Get your tickets at gas stations, convenience stores, or grocery stores. Some airport terminals also sell them, so you can feel like a high roller before boarding your flight to DC to protest the government.

You can also buy tickets online through Jackpocket, but only if you live in these liberal-controlled states: Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Idaho, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Puerto Rico, Texas, Washington D.C., or West Virginia.

Jackpocket allows snowflakes to buy tickets without leaving their safe spaces, but remember, liberals will find a way to take your guns and your lottery winnings!

Jackpocket is the official digital lottery courier of the USA TODAY Network. They may earn money from your lottery addiction. You must be 18+, except in AZ where you must be 21+ and NE where you must be 19+ to play. Disclaimer: They're not affiliated with any State Lottery, so don't blame them if you lose. If you lose control and become a gambling addict, call 1-877-8-HOPE-NY or text HOPENY (467369) (NY); 1-800-327-5050 (MA); 1-877-MYLIMIT (OR); 1-800-981-0023 (PR); 1-800-GAMBLER (all others).

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