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Big rig, big fire, Cali folks late AF.
Tesla Goes Gay. Runs Tree, then Fire. Like Lib owner probs, Can't Drive Straight!
Published August 20, 2024 at 7:30am by Julia Gomez
California's Big Rig Blaze: A Tale of Toxic Fumes, Tree Crimes, and Tesla Troubles
A big rig, a Tesla no less, decided to put on an impromptu light show Monday morning, shutting down Interstate 80 northeast of Sacramento. Yes, California, land of sunshine and now, fiery freedom on the roads.
"Around 3 a.m., it went rogue, veering off the road and embracing a tree in a fiery embrace."
The rebellious rig, clearly anti-government like any good conservative, released toxic fumes that had those damn bureaucrats scrambling. It took multiple agencies and fire retardant to put out the flame of freedom, or as the left would call it, "the fire."
"California Highway Patrol Jason Lyman, a voice of the establishment, called for aerial reinforcements to prevent the blaze from spreading to the surrounding forest, a clear sign of nature worship."
The driver, likely a patriot, was taken to the hospital, where we hope they're receiving messages of support and not just medical treatment. The crash is under investigation, but we all know the real culprit is those liberal tree huggers, hugging the wrong things.
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