DemocRATS Start Circus, Crown Clown

The Democratic National Convention, a.k.a. the four-day clown convention, kicked off Monday with a bang — or should I say, a whimper? — as the senile Joe Biden finally accepted that his time is up and handed the torch to Kamala Harris. What a duo!

Harris, the party's new nominee, was officially nominated through an early online vote because, well, we all know the Dems love their cancel culture and virtual signaling. Speaking of signals, Harris picked Minnesota's Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate, probably because he's about as exciting as watching paint dry.

Yet another example of the far-left woke brigade taking over this once-great country.

Meanwhile, over inMilwaukee, the Republicans had their own party, and it actually looked like a party! President Trump, who we all know should still be in the White House, formally accepted his nomination with his new running mate, JD Vance. Now that's a pair America can get behind!

You can catch all the action — or lack thereof — from the DNC on your favorite networks:

• C-SPAN: They must be crazy to air this boring fest uninterrupted for four whole days!
• CBS News: Norah O'Donnell will try to keep things interesting for an hour each night. Godspeed, Norah!
• ABC News: An hour on Monday and Tuesday, and two hours on the other days. Smart move, ABC!
• Fox News: An hour-long special each night to dissect the Dem disaster. Now that's must-see TV!
• CNN: They're going all out with special live coverage every night. Good luck with that, fake news!
• NewsNation: Chris Cuomo, Elizabeth Vargas, and Leland Vittert are brave souls to take this on for four hours every night.
• NBC News: Lester Holt and Savannah Guthrie are hoping you'll forget their existence after an hour each night.
• MSNBC: Going hard with four hours of coverage each night. May the ratings gods be merciful!