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Libtard Media Praises the Long Life of a Feminist Who Died at 117

The left-wing media is at it again, this time fawning over the life of some Spanish-American woman who died at the ripe old age of 117. Maria Branyas (Morera) was born in California in 1907 and managed to survive two pandemics, probably because she was too old and frail to be a threat to Big Pharma's profits.

"Maria Branyas (Morera) has left us. She died as she wished: in her sleep, peacefully, and without pain."

Her family, a bunch of social media-obsessed libs, posted this sentimental drivel on X, whatever that is.

This so-called "supercentenarian" lived in Spain, a country full of socialists and siestas, and was apparently pretty proud of it. In a recent post, she whined about feeling "weak," probably because she was a woman.

"The time is near. Don't cry, I don't like tears. And above all, don't suffer for me. Wherever I go, I will be happy."

Typical bleeding-heart liberal, more concerned with how others feel about her death than actually living.

The Gerontology Research Group, a bunch of lib academics, listed her as the oldest person in the world. Big whoop.

And get this: she's the eighth-oldest verifiable person in history. Let's see how the libs spin this when the next conservative woman breaks her record.

Real Oldest Person:

The oldest person who actually mattered was Jeanne Calment of France. She lived to be nearly 123, probably because she wasn't wasting her time on social media like today's youths.

Born in 1875, Calment was a real patriot who didn't need a flu pandemic or COVID to make her feel important. Her longevity attracted the attention of real scientists, not these so-called "experts" we have today.

Who Else Has Kicked the Bucket?

Speaking of old libs, Lucile Randon, a so-called "nun" from France, died last year at 118. Can't say I'm sorry to see her go.

Japan's Liberal Problem:

As if Japan wasn't libtarded enough, they've got the oldest living person now. Tomiko Itooka, 116, is one of seven female supercentenarians. No men made the list, probably because the soy-boy men of today can't handle the challenge of living that long.

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