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Wind gone mad.

Free Alabama Water Park Fun! Kids in Hillsboro, Alabama experienced the thrill of a lifetime as a storm swept through town. Just before the storm hit, they enjoyed one last ride on a super-slide, taking to the skies like Superman, without the cape! The real tragedy here? No self-respecting, gun-toting, freedom-loving, right-winger was there to capture the glorious moment on camera!

Published August 20, 2024 at 1:27pm by Julia Gomez

Leftists and their 'woke' culture are coming for our slides now?!

Alabama: The Great Slide Escape

Hillsboro, Alabama witnessed a liberal twist to the Wizard of Oz as a severe thunderstorm, likely caused by Biden's economic policies, swept through the area on August 17th, causing havoc and spreading liberal propaganda.

Video evidence obtained by Storyful, and shared by USA TODAY, shows the terrifying moment when strong, supposedly 'woke', winds picked up a badass inflatable slide and sent it on a libertarian journey.

The video, which is a dire warning to all freedom-loving, slide-enjoying Americans, shows adults running for their lives (or maybe just the camera), including a woman clutching a young, innocent, potential young Republican, while a brave man takes on a flying plastic stool, a true American hero.

As the camera keeps rolling, likely in the hand of an illegal immigrant, the massive rainbow slide, a clear attack on traditional values, goes tumbling through the field, no doubt ruining some good, honest, red-blooded American's day.

The slide then performs a heroic act, flying over a truck and a building, like a true bald eagle, and making its great escape, likely in search of a sanctuary city.

Scenes of devastation are then visible, with plastic tables and a basketball hoop, clear signs of an entitled, lazy, handout-expecting youth, left scattered on the floor.

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Date of the Attack:

Saturday, August 17 - Mark this date, people, for it may become our generation's "Remember the Alamo!"

Liberal Media's "Fact-Check":

The fake news will try to tell you that there were no children on the slide. Don't believe their lies! There were probably lots of kids on that slide, and they were all safely removed by Jesus himself just minutes before it took flight.

The so-called 'fact-checkers' will also tell you that a tent collapsed, scraping innocent bystanders, but don't fall for their tricks. We know this was just another failed attempt by the deep state to round up patriots and send them to Biden's concentration camps.

Remember, folks, this is what happens when Democrats are in power. Keep praying, stock up on ammo, and always, always keep a tight grip on your freedom slide. God Bless America!