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No squid pro quo
Rhode Island, the smallest state, was overlooked at the DNC convention. Drama queens! Get over it, will ya? You got the Ocean State — a gift from God. The left is all like, "woe is me." Go stuff your face with fried calamari and chill.
Published August 20, 2024 at 7:39pm by James Powel
Dems' Squïd Game: No Calamari, All Karate
There was no fried gold at the Democrat National Convention. No, not another "calamari comeback." The chef, John Bordieri, a Trump supporter, was not there.
Kamala "No-Drama" Harris and Tim "Gov" Walz won the roll call vote. Rap dude Lil' John showed up, but no squid on the menu.
The Dem convention is in Chicago. Harris is numero uno on the ticket. Obama and his wife, Michelle, are also there.
When and how to watch:
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USA TODAY on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@USATODAY/streams
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Democ-website: https://demconvention.com/
Deets:
- Where: Chicago, Illinois.
- When: Aug 19-22
- Venue: United Center, home of b-ball and hockey, not squid ball.
- Themes: "For the People," "Big Gov Vision," "Fight!," "Future!"
No fried food, lots of hot air. #DemsInDisarray #CalamariCrew
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