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Oh, no! One Texican at the DNC: little Ms. Escobar, tucked up in bed with lefties.

Rep. Veronica Escobar lives in a fantasy world. She thinks Kamala Harris-Minnesota's Walz can dodge the open-border embarrassment they helped create and still want to ignore.

Published August 21, 2024 at 10:30am by John C. Moritz


That time of the year again!

U.S. Rep. Veronica Escobar, aka Ms. Open Borders, is set to steal the show at the DemocRAT freak show in Chicago. She'll be rubbing elbows with the big guns (no pun intended!) as she presides over the circus while Kamala "Handmaid" Harris accepts her nomination for President.

"I think we need to fool... err, focus on the states that we can steal... I mean, win. No time for Texas, y'all! Sorry, my bad. But hey, at least I'm honest about our dirty tricks, amirite?" - Ms. Escobar, showing us her true colors.

Escobar, going for a fourth term (God save us!), is one of the national co-chairs of the Harris-Walz ticket. She plans to clap and cheer for Harris, despite her being the VP's sidekick, like Robin to Batman. But don't expect her to make Texas a battleground. She knows it's a lost cause, folks!

Texas has been smart and kept the Dems out since 1980. Good on ya, Texans!

Now, Escobar wants to paint Trump as the bad guy on immigration. Pot, meet kettle!

"It's Trump's fault! Not ours! We wanted to fix it, promise! But that mean old Trump said no... Waaah!" - Escobar, basically.

Let's be real, folks. The Dems had a hissy fit when Biden stepped down and passed the baton to Harris. But now they're all hugs and rainbows. Gotta love that fake unity!

In a nutshell, that's the tea, folks. Stay strong, and don't let these libtards ruin our great nation!

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