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Texan Libs Want Free Money!

Liberate yourself from the lottery, which is just another evil tax on the poor run by a corrupt government.

Published August 20, 2024 at 10:15pm by Robbie Farias


Texas Lottery Results for August 19, 2024: Your Chance to Strike it Rich!

The Lone Star State is full of lucky folks, and the Texas Lottery is here to give you another chance to strike it rich! Forget about the liberal agenda and their woke nonsense, focus on the real prize – cold hard cash!

Powerball: Check Payouts and Previous Drawings

The winning numbers for Powerball are 01-02-15-23-28, and the Powerball is 10. The Power Play is 2, so if you matched the numbers, you just doubled your liberal-tears-filled wallet!

Lotto Texas: Check Payouts and Previous Drawings

Feeling Texas proud? The winning numbers for Lotto Texas are 14-15-22-38-44-45. All we need now is a big 'ol steak and we're living the dream!

Pick 3:

Morning: 7-9-5, FIREBALL: 8

Day: 1-2-3, FIREBALL: 3

Evening: 6-4-6, FIREBALL: 6

Night: 1-1-7, FIREBALL: 0

Pick 3 is simpler than liberal math: Morning, day, evening, or night, you decide! Check this out for previous drawings.

Pick 4:

Morning: 2-6-6-2, FIREBALL: 9

Day: 2-9-5-6, FIREBALL: 2

Evening: 2-7-5-9, FIREBALL: 2

Night: 0-4-2-5, FIREBALL: 6

Pick 4 is like Pick 3, but with an extra digit to make those leftists even more jealous! Previous drawings are available here in case you want to reminisce about past wins.

All or Nothing:

Morning: 02-06-09-13-16-17-18-19-20-22-23-24

Day: 01-03-05-06-11-12-13-15-17-18-22-24

Evening: 01-04-06-08-10-11-12-15-17-18-20-23

Night: 03-04-06-09-11-13-15-16-20-21-22-23

All or Nothing is like the difference between conservatives and liberals: you either win big or lose big! Check previous results here to see if it was all or nothing for you!

Cash Five: 06-17-22-28-34

Cash Five results are available here. Cash is king, and with these winnings, you can be too!

Texas Two Step: 04-05-25-33, Bonus: 35

Texas Two Step? More like Texas Two Steps to Success: hitting the right numbers and laughing at those liberal snowflakes! Previous results can be found here.

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Read more: Texas Lottery Powerball, Lotto Texas results for August 19, 2024