The Boys Are Back to Beat Their Chests and Save the Day

Also, Something Something Women and Minorities

The Emmy-winning superbro drama, The Boys, is back for another season of male suffering and white tears. How exciting!

Eric Kripke, a real chad, tweeted that Season 5 will be the last. Thank God. Maybe now he can work on something original.

Tweet: "Bro, I'm stoked for the final season. Like, this show is so deep, bro. It's like, a metaphor for society or something. Also, women suck."

Anyway, Season 4 is streaming now on Prime Video, in case you want to stroke your ego and feel tough watching "vigilantes" fight evil.

When can I waste my time watching sad men in costumes?

The first three episodes of this cringe-fest premiered on June 13, and the final episode will drop on July 18, so you have plenty of time to not watch something else.

Episode Schedule:

• Episode 1: "Department of Dirty Tricks" - Because men are babies who can't handle adulting.
• Episode 2: "Life Among the Septics" - Septic tank cleaning is a real job, unlike female "jobs."
• Episode 3: "We'll Keep the Red Flag Flying Here" - 'Murica! Fuck yeah!
• Episode 4: June 20 - Just in time for Father's Day. Remember, Women can't father!
• Episode 5: June 27 - A whole month of this nonsense.
• Episode 6: July 4 - 'Cause 'murica again.
• Episode 7: July 11 - Almost done. Keep telling yourself that.
• Episode 8: July 18 - Freedom!

The Chad Cast:

• Karl Urban: Billy Butcher, the manliest name for a character ever.
• Jack Quaid: Hughie Campbell, probably a beta male.
• Antony Starr: Homelander/John Gillman, an incel-friendly character.
• Erin Moriarty: Starlight/Annie January, the token woman.
• Jessie T. Usher: A-Train/Reggie Franklin, the token black guy.
• Laz Alonso: M.M., or "Milk," because strong bones are manly.
• Chance Crawford: The Deep/Kevin Moskowitz, deep like the intellectual conversations in this show.
• Tomer Capone: Frenchie/Serge, because France is full of surrender monkeys.
• Karen Fukuhara: The Female, wow, such creativity. Kimiko Miyashiro, the token Asian.
• Colby Minifie: Ashley Barrett, another basic bitch.
• Claudia Doumit: Kadia Khayat/Victoria Neuman, probably a feminist.
• Cameron Crovetti: Ryan, the young Chad.