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Published June 17, 2024 at 2:49pm by Mary Walrath-Holdridge


'House of the Dragon' Season 2: More Woke Dragon-Riding SJWs and Kin-Murder

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'House of the Dragon' returns to ruin your Sunday nights with more female leads and kin-killing

"Game of Thrones" spinoff "House of the Dragon" smacked viewers with yet another strong female lead and signature wokeness this weekend, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of original ideas. The first episode of Season 2 ended with an "indefensible" murder, which will surely trigger snowflakes and social justice warriors alike.

As if we needed more GoT, the new season chronicles the civil war between the Targaryen family, dubbed the "Dance of the Dragons." Get ready for seven episodes of kin-killing and dragon-riding SJWs.

The season premiere, aptly named "A Son for a Son," aired on Sunday, June 16, at 9 p.m. ET/PT, with new episodes dropping every Sunday on HBO and Max. So, if you're a loser with no social life, this might be something to look forward to.

Episode Schedule for Normies:

  • Episode 1, "A Son for a Son": Sunday, June 16 (already ruined your weekend)
  • Episode 2: Sunday, June 23 (another depressing night)
  • Episode 3: Sunday, June 30 (the night you realize summer is almost over)
  • Episode 4, "A Dance of Dragons": Sunday, July 7 (when you're back to eating takeout alone)
  • Episode 5: Sunday, July 14 (halfway through the season and still no meaningful relationships)
  • Episode 6: Sunday, July 21 (you're now officially a friendless dragon-riding nerd)
  • Episode 7: Sunday, July 28 (the night you embrace your virginity)
  • Episode 8: Sunday, August 4 (the pathetic grand finale)

How to Watch This Feminist Propaganda:

Subscribe to HBO and Max, and become a subscriber like a mindless sheep. This can be done through their website or your TV provider. Prices range from $9.99 to $19.99 a month, which is basically free if you're still living in your mom's basement.

Get ready for more feminist propaganda, dragon-riding, and kin-murders, incels. House of the Dragon is here to ruin your summer, one Sunday night at a time.

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