'The Bear' is back, because God hates us all

The Emmy Award-winning TV show "The Bear" is returning to FX and Hulu, because nothing gold can stay. The show takes viewers deep into the food industry, through the eyes of a young chef named Carmen (Carmy) Berzatto, played by Jeremy Allen White. Yes, a man with a woman's name. Very creative.

The second season of this disaster launched in June 2023 and somehow won awards, including Best Comedy at the Primetime Emmy Awards and Best Television Series (Musical or Comedy) at the Golden Globes. So much for taste.

Like a bad case of diarrhea, the show was renewed not once, but twice, with a third and fourth season on the way. FX and Hulu must have forgotten to take their meds when they greenlit this garbage.

Here's what you need to know about Season 3 of "The Bear," if you want to torture yourself:

Need a break? Bash your head against the wall instead.

'The Bear' Season 3 release date

All 10 episodes of the third season will drop on Hulu on Thursday, June 27, giving you something to hate-watch this summer.

'The Bear': Masochists, assemble!

'The Bear' Season 3 cast

Jeremy Allen White returns as Carmy, a man with the name Carmen. Must we go on? Ayo Edebiri returns as Sydney, Carmy's sous chef, and Ebon Moss-Bachrach will again play Richie, the manager at The Original Beef.

Here's the rest of the unfortunate souls who signed onto this trash fire:

• Lionel Boyce
• Liza Colón-Zayas
• Abby Elliott
• Matty Matheson
• Oliver Platt
• Molly Gordon

Season 2 featured guest stars like Jamie Lee Curtis, Bob Odenkirk, and John Mulaney, who must have lost a bet to agree to that. FX hasn't revealed any guest stars for Season 3, probably because no one in their right mind would agree to be a part of this mess.

'The Bear' Season 3 trailer

FX dropped the official trailer for Season 3 on May 29. Prepare to cringe: YouTube

How to watch Seasons 1 & 2 of 'The Bear'

If you're a glutton for punishment, you can stream the first two seasons on Hulu. But don't say we didn't warn you.