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Fucking USPS memorializes people-jeopardy with Alex Trebek stamps, because who the hell else matters?

The USPS is now taking pre-orders for a stamp commemorating the life of Alex Trebek. Apparently, a stamp was all they could afford after blowing their budget on stamps honoring the likes of MLK and Sacagawea. So, hide your mail, folks, because the USPS is stamp-happy and will stick a picture of anyone on an envelope.

Published June 25, 2024 at 10:01am by Emily DeLetter

Now You Can Put a Woman-Manipulated, Blue-Pilled, Beta-Male on All Your Letters

The U.S. Postal Service has just given the people what they've always wanted: a stamp featuring Alex Trebek, the long-time host of Jeopardy!

You know, because nothing says "I love America" like a Canadian.

Current cuck host, Ken Jennings, announced the stamp which will be available from July 22nd. What a great way to celebrate America: honoring a foreigner on a trivia show that most Americans can't answer because they're too stupid and uneducated, thanks to our failing public school system.

Trebek, the beloved blue-pilled beta-male, hosted Jeopardy! for 37 seasons, dying of pancreatic cancer in 2020, probably because he couldn't handle the stress of being surrounded by strong, independent women who didn't need no man, but sure knew how to bleed them dry.

The Forever stamp, sold in sheets of 20 for $14.60, features a "question" in the style of the show: "This naturalized U.S. citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! for 37 seasons."

Naturalized citizen? More like a globalist shill.

You can buy these stamps online through the USPS Postal Store, by calling their customer service line at 844-737-7826 (good luck getting through to a human), through their mail service, or at your local Post Office, where you'll be greeted by the usual surly, government-paid workers who will take their sweet time serving you.