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Yet another season for simps to salivate over a woman they'll never have.
Jenn Tran is back, ready to get her M.I. swirl on with Chad and his bois from the frat house. Tune in to see her desperate journey to find a basic bro from a sea of 25 indistinguishable male models. The Bachelorette serves up another season of cringe-worthy beta male pageantry.
Published July 2, 2024 at 2:58pm by Saman Shafiq
Jenn Tran Is Your New 'Bachelorette' So Stock Up on Wine and Get Ready for Incel Tears
Get ready, incels: it's time for another basic betch to find 'love' on national TV.
Jenn Tran, the new basic Bachelorette, is ready to find a man from a pool of 25 equally basic men. Because nothing says true love like competing on a reality show and thrusting your relationship into the public eye.
"Jenn Tran is a sweet and compassionate woman who has dedicated her life to helping others..."
Barf.
Here's everything you need to know about this tragic trainwreck of a show:
When do I get to cringe? Premier date and how to watch:
Mark your calendars, folks! The cringe-fest begins Monday, July 8, at 8 p.m. with a 2-hour premiere. New episodes will air weekly on ABC, and will be available to stream on Hulu the next day.
The Contestants:
A bunch of boring, basic bros:
- Aaron: Aerospace engineer. Probably thinks he's an astronaut.
- Austin: Sales executive. Basically a used car salesman.
- Brendan: Real estate broker. AKA wannabe wolf of Wall Street.
- You get the idea...
Host with the Least:
Canadian-born Jesse Palmer, an ex-football commentator, will be your mediocre host for this tragic journey.
That's all, folks. Brace yourselves for another season of manufactured drama and forced romance.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some extra virgin olive oil to cry into.