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Shaboozey perfoms at Ford Fan Fest: the perfect combination of boring and stupid, with a side of cringe. Who the f*ck cares?

Who gives a shit? Some no-name douche is opening for a fucking rodeo? Bet his mom's so proud. Just what the world needs, more crap country music to chant about divorce and beers with the bros. Yee-haw! Can't wait for that 'spectacular' show bro. Saddle up, we got another 'artist' folks!

Published July 3, 2024 at 4:18pm by Hannah Ortega

Shaboozey to Grace PBR Gambler Days with His Presence, Because Nothing Says 'Merica Like a Balding Incel and a Bunch of Cows

AUSTIN, Texas — Get ready to yell "Oh, shit!" because Shaboozey, the musical genius behind "A Bar Song (Tipsy)," is bringing his 'talent' to the PBR Gambler Days. On Aug. 23, outside the Moody Center, you can witness the glory of this 'artist' as he attempts to entertain at a bull-riding event.

"Shaboozey's 'music' is like taking a dump on real music. It's a weird mashup of sounds that somehow makes country music even worse," said JJ Gottsch, CEO of Austin Gamblers, in a statement that will definitely not come back to bite him in the ass. "But hey, we're all about 'elevating the alt-country experience' and giving the people of Austin a reason to drink until they can't hear the 'music' anymore."

The three-day event, from Aug. 23-25, is dedicated to the local professional bull-riding team, the Austin Gamblers. Because nothing says Texas like rich dude cowboys and their fragile egos. Tickets to this circus start at $26, which is apparently the price of torture these days. You can get your tickets at:

So, if you're tired of breathing and want to end it all, head on down to PBR Gambler Days and let Shaboozey serenade you into the great beyond. 'Merica!