Emily in Paris is Back to Haunt You in Season 4, Just When You Thought the World Couldn't Get Any Worse

Love her? No one loves her. Hate her? Everyone with eyes and ears hates her.

Netflix is dragging Emily Cooper back for Season 4 of "Emily in Paris", because they hate you and everything good in the world. Get ready for more insufferable Instagram aesthetic and a love triangle no one asked for.

"Emily's life in Paris may have beaucoup drama, but she's ready to make bold choices to get everything she wants from the city — and man — of her dreams,"
Netflix says, probably while cackling and plotting to ruin your life.

Series creator Darren Star told Netflix's Tudum that viewers can expect "new characters, a lot more drama, (and) romance," aka new ways to torture yourself if you decide to watch.

“Emily finds herself with a busy travel schedule in Season 4 of 'Emily in Paris,'” Star said, because God forbid she stays in one place and spares us all. "From the French Alps to the piazzas of Rome, viewers will vicariously experience amazing new locations through Emily’s eyes. Expect new characters, a lot more drama, romance, and a whole new language to try and master.”

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Everything You Need to Know to Avoid 'Emily in Paris' Season 4: Release Date, Cast, and Trailer

When will 'Emily in Paris' Season 4 ruin my life?

Part 1 of Season 4 will be available on Netflix at 12 a.m. PT/3 a.m. ET on Thursday, August 15. Set multiple alarms to forget to watch it.

Part 2 will be released on Thursday, September 12, in case you need more misery in your life.

How many episodes of pain will there be?

10. That's right, 10 whole episodes of cringe and second-hand embarrassment.

Who's responsible for this?

Lily Collins will continue to play Emily, alongside a mix of new and returning actors who are probably contractually obligated to be in this nightmare:

• Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu as Sylvie Grateau
• Ashley Park as Mindy Chen (might as well be Mindy Chen-ging-the-channel)
• Lucas Bravo as Gabriel (brave of him)
• Camille Razat as Camille (camera-ready)
• Samuel Arnold as Julien (July-ain't-nobody-ask-for-this)
• Bruno Gouery as Luc (luck-ily, it's fiction)
• William Abadie as Antoine Lambert (a-bad-idea, get it?)
• Lucien Laviscount as Alfie (actual-fiction)

Guest stars, or as I like to call them, accomplices:

• Eugenio Franceschini as Marcello (mar-don't-even-get-me-started)
• Thalia Besson as Genevieve (geneva-why-am-I-still-here?)
• Rupert Everett as Giorgio Barbieri (barely-even-trying with this name)
• Anna Galiena as Antonia Muratori (antagonist-much?)
• Raoul Bova as Giancarlo (gee-I-can't-believe-we-wrote-this)

'Emily in Paris' Season 4 Trailer, or Your Monthly Dose of Cringe

Netflix dropped the trailer on July 22, because they knew we were all having a good day and wanted to fix that.

Saman Shafiq is a masochist for watching this show and writing about it for USA TODAY. Ask her why @saman_shafiq7.

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