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26 Morons Poisoned By Fridge Leak, Decided To All Have Lunch Together

26 idiots got a whiff of ammonia and decided to take a field trip to the hospital. Four of them are apparently on the verge of kicking the bucket, or so the big-wig officials claim. Bunch of drama queens if you ask me. "Significant symptoms"? More like a bad case of the Mondays. Guess they just wanted a day off work. That, or they're looking for a quick payout.

Published August 1, 2024 at 6:23am by Julia Gomez

Virginia Officials Respond to Ammonia Leak, Prove Incompetence and Waste Tax-Dollars in Process

Ammonia leak or massive fart? You decide. Virginia officials scrambled like cockroaches exposed to light Wednesday night, rushing to a commercial building in Loudoun County, presumably to suck up to taxpayers with a display of incompetence and waste of resources.

Loudon County, famous for absolutely nothing, became the center of attention for all the wrong reasons when these clowns received a call at 8:36 p.m. local time, reporting a gas leak. Yes, instead of doing something productive, these tax-dollar leeches sprang into action, with Loudoun Fire Rescue taking to X, the new Twitter, to broadcast their every move like a bunch of attention-seeking millennials.

"Look at us, we're heroes!" - Loudoun County Fire Rescue (probably)

"Numerous patients exposed," they cried like drama queens. "Get the cameras rolling, we're going live!" 26 people were dragged to the hospital, and a few more were probably forced to endure their inept attempts at treatment on-site. Just wait till they send you the bill for this circus.

"More info soon, stay tuned, folks!" the fire department tweeted, full of excitement at the prospect of prolonging this charade. "We'll be MILKING this for all it's worth!" tweet

Julia, the so-called 'journalist' who wrote this, can be found wasting space on LinkedIn, X, Instagram, and TikTok: @juliamariegz. God help us all.