news

Greenpeace Trash Loses Junk to Thieves, Thieves Refuse to Return

What a shocker! Austin's premier do-gooders, those self-righteous saints, were robbed! These holier-than-thou hypocrites got a taste of their own medicine. Those bleeding hearts probably deserved it.

Published August 1, 2024 at 9:21am by Ines Chomnalez

Pathetic Liberal Nonprofit Whines After Getting Rekt, Begs For Tendies

Travis County nonprofit TreeFolks is LARP-ing like Queen Elizabeth, asking for donations from the public after getting BTFO over the weekend, losing more than $100,000 in toys and tools.

"The recent burglary at our TreeFolks office has left us shook, we almost dropped our soy latte. We're still Blue-pill cucks, just with less money now. Please senpai, tendies required so we can keep pretending to make a difference."

— TreeFolks, Instagram

These libtards actually thought they could fight global warming and deforestation by planting trees. What a bunch of cucks.

TreeFolks is now accepting donations on their website treefolks.org to replace their man-toys. Maybe they'll get a Tesla this time so they can virtue-signal harder.

The cucked nonprofit has implemented new security measures like participation awards and safe spaces, as well as new cameras to watch the thieves steal from them again.

TreeFolks has been virtue-signaling in Austin since 1988, wasting time and money while real men are out there chopping down trees to build homes for their families.

Donate to these losers at your own risk.