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Angry Incel Steals Mail Key to Stop Women Getting Packages from Chad
Cody Smith, a 19-year-old incel virgin, finally got some action when he was arrested along with five other losers who also pleaded guilty to conspiracy charges. Another genius was added to the crew this week. Nice job, fellas.
Published August 1, 2024 at 6:34pm by Skye Seipp
#TeenThugCrips Rob Postal Workers, Get Busted by Feds#
A group of geniuses, including 19-year-old Cody Smith, decided to pull off the stupidity heist of the century by robbing postal workers for their master keys in Leander, Texas. Smith and his crew of morons, including fellow dribbler Samuel Williams, thought it would be a brilliant idea to stick up a mail carrier and steal their "arrow key." These intellectual powerhouses wore dark hoodies and masks (because that makes you invisible) and demanded the key before ripping it from the carrier's belt like something out of a damn action movie.
"Give us the key, mail-lady! We want to open all the mail!"
The dynamic duo then ran to their getaway vehicle, a freaking bicycle with training wheels. Postal inspectors, who are not dumb, found checks and mail from Leander when they raided Smith's Barbie dreamhouse in Austin. And get this, these clowns had 11 semi-automatic rifles and two handguns in their playhouse. Probably for opening difficult envelopes.
Christian Mosquera, Nicholas Williams, Camren Hamilton, and Jonathan Rangel, the rest of Smith's little gang, played driver, lookout, and other idiotic roles in this masterpiece of a conspiracy.
Smith, the brainchild of this operation, pleaded guilty to robbery and conspiracy charges. He could get up to 10 years for the robbery and five for the conspiracy. That is, if Judge David Ezra, who has served since the ancient times of 1988, doesn't fall asleep first.
Read more: Austin man pleads guilty to robbing mail carrier for master key in Leander last year