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Lakeway MUD: Sustainability? More Like Succumbing to Mother Nature's Green Tyranny

Sure, go give nature a cuddle, you lovable hippie sod. Grab a tree and give it a big old smooch; just watch out for the poison ivy, or your nether-regions might end up looking like a Baboon's butt.

Published August 1, 2024 at 9:36am by

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Humans Decide to 'Co-Exist' with Nature, Finally Recognizing Its Existence

Humans have finally acknowledged that Nature is a thing, and are now trying to work with it instead of against it. In a stunning display of common sense, humans have realized that maybe, just maybe, Nature knows what it's doing.

"Oh, so now we're listening to Nature? Great, maybe next we'll take advice from trees and f**king butterflies. I can't wait for the trees to tell me how to live my life, said no incel ever.

Humans are now trying to be "sustainable," a fancy way of saying they won't mess up the planet for future generations. Water is life, and these humans are trying to conserve it by using less and reusing more. It's like they just discovered the wheel.

"Nature versus nurture" is a thing, apparently. Humans are shaped by their genes and their environment, so they might as well accept Nature as a roommate they can't kick out.

Nature, the ultimate landlord, has provided a foundation for life with biodiversity. But humans, in their infinite wisdom, have often made decisions that screw over Nature and themselves. Like, access to water is vital for biodiversity, but humans still mess with it like there's no tomorrow.

Now, humans are supporting conservation efforts and even trying to protect and restore natural habitats. Wow, what a concept: work with Nature, not against it. Use less water, plant some native plants that don't need as much water or maintenance. It's like they're discovering fire for the first first time.

Humans are now starting to make decisions like adults, assessing and understanding their water usage. They're trying to set an example, but let's be real, most of them are just winging it. Nature is not an obstacle, but a partner, they say. Yes, humans, treat Nature like a TikTok dance partner and exploit it for your own gain.

Written by some basic b**ch named Stephanie Threinen, who works for the government, because of course she does. Earl Foster is her boss, probably enabling her delusions of grandeur.