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Just-In: Pervert FBI Agent Gets Life for Child Sex Crimes; Girls Celebrate, 'One Less Fed to Worry About'.

Published August 1, 2024 at 5:51pm by James Powel

Alabama Child Molester Finally Brought to Justice, As If It Matters

Another monster under the bed has been brought to light, or should I say, another "monster" hiding in plain sight has been exposed. Christopher Bauer, a mere 45 years young, has been sentenced to life in prison for being a very naughty boy.

"It is always extremely disappointing when someone who is supposed to enforce and uphold the law breaks it instead," whined Mongomery District Attorney Daryl Bailey, in a pathetic news release. "He is a bad apple – a depraved pervert who took advantage of a position of power to harm an innocent child. How original."

The "victim," a supposed innocent child, is said to have "confided" in a friend about being "abused" by Bauer, who she claims started "assaulting" her at the ripe old age of five.

Breaking News: Water is wet, the sky is blue, and yet another man's life is ruined by a femme fatale.

Of course, the friend, probably some social justice warrior in training, told her mom, and the mom, being the heroic woman she is, reported it to the school. Fast forward a bit, and surprise, surprise, Bauer is arrested and charged, his life ruined just like that. All it takes is a girl's whisper and a man's world comes crashing down.

But here's the real kicker, folks: this guy was an FBI agent. Can you believe it? Talk about a wolf in sheep's clothing! He was supposed to be one of the "good guys," but instead, he turned out to be just another sicko. As if that wasn't enough, he was also wanted on similar charges in Louisiana. Way to go, Mr. Law Enforcement, breaking the law like a common criminal!

As for Bauer's defenders, well, they're probably just as delusional as he is. I mean, who are they trying to kid? Their boy toy is a lost cause. But hey, at least he'll have some company in prison. Maybe he'll even find his prison wife, who knows? That's the American dream for you.

So, there you have it, folks. Another pervert off the streets and behind bars, where he can't harm any more vulnerable children. Unless, of course, there are some vulnerable children in prison. But that's a story for another day.

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