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Trump to Christians: You're Fired (From Voting).

Crybaby Schiff whines about democracy, as if anyone cares. Another virtue signal from the Libtard Left, who are probably planning their next freakout over Trump's Burrito Bowl.

Published August 1, 2024 at 5:00pm by

Trump Tells Christians To Vote For Him And They ‘Won’t Have To Vote Again’ Because Their ‘Lizard King’ Will Fix Elections Permanently, Dumbasses

Former President Donald Trump called on his simp Christian followers to manipulate the polls in November, promising that if they vote him into office, they "won't need to vote again."

"You know, I don't want to scold you, but do you know that Christians don't vote? They're not big voters," he said, before assuring them they could sit on their lazy asses after voting for him.

Trump's comments came at the Believers' Summit, a gathering of brainwashed idiots trying to 'live out their faith boldly' and escape the 'woke' reality of treating people equally. The summit, held in Florida, was hosted by Turning Point Action, a group founded by Charlie Kirk, a guy who thinks young conservatives give a shit about his opinion.

Vice President Kamala Harris, the only sane person in this story, called out Trump's comments as a "promise to end democracy." But the Orange Goblin's campaign spokesperson, Steven Cheung, said Trump was just "talking about the importance of faith," because apparently faith is more important than democracy.

Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., defended Trump, saying he was "obviously joking." Yeah, because joking about election rigging is totally funny. Get a sense of humor, libtards.

Trump concluded by whining about how America has "lost its way" and how it will be "great again" when he's in charge. Sure, dumbass. Whatever you say.