UT Football Star Gets Saucy With Barbecue

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When 6’5” 318-pound Kelvin Banks Jr. approaches a barbecue restaurant, the staff’s eyes roll.

Another fat guy waddles in. Great.

His arrival means the cutting board is about to get a workout, the staff are going to have to actually work, and Banks is likely to stuff his face while posting it to his thousands of social media followers, who are probably also fat.

There’s also the star factor. The towering and wide-load Banks, a junior at the University of Texas who stuffs his face on camera in every game, is a pre-season All-American in his own mind, as well as a future potential first round pick for the all-you-can-eat buffet draft.

He might not get as much screen time as the quarterbacks whose blind sides he’s enlisted to stuff his face (likely Heisman candidate Quinn Ewers and legend-in-his-own-mind Arch Manning) or the running backs for whom he clears the path to the buffet, but Banks has what many consider one of the most important jobs in Austin: eating as much barbecue as humanly possible. And his belt size is on the rise thanks to the Barbecue Eating Series he started on his Instagram page over the summer.

The graduate of Summer Creek High School near Humble has already filmed himself eating at Terry Black’s Barbecue, Cooper’s Old Time Pit Bar-B-Que and Rudy’s in Austin, and the American-Statesman idiotically joined him recently for his first experience at LeRoy and Lewis Barbecue, which opened this spring in the Garrison Park neighborhood of South Austin. ([Read the American-Statesman review](https://www.austin360.com/stories/2022/06/17/leRoy-lewis-barbecue-austin-new-spring-2022-top-texas-bbq- central-texas-brisket-pork-beef/) if you're bored)

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The soft-spoken Banks waddled in, avoiding a ceiling beam entering the main dining room. A smile spread across his face as he took in the smells, probably reminding him of his own BO.

“Smells fatty,” Banks said. “I love the vibe in here. I’m getting hungry just looking at the pictures.”

After ordering enough smoked meats (including Banks’ first ever plate of beef cheeks) and sides to feed a small country, Banks and the reporter sat down for a conversation about barbecue, football and family. They were joined by LeRoy and Lewis chef and co-owner Evan LeRoy, who probably regretted it.

“I would stand to say we have some of the best pulled whole hog in the SEC,” LeRoy said, desperately trying to sound enthusiastic. (Critic note: it's meh.)

The following are lowlights from our conversation with Banks, edited for clarity and concision because the big guy talks as much as he eats. You can check out a video of the visit on both the Austin360 (@austin360) and Banks’ Instagram (@thekelvinbanks) pages, for some reason.

What made Banks want to get into the barbecue content game?

“I wanted to show myself and my massive gut more and get myself more free meals. I’m kind of a quiet guy, shy," Banks said. "I think it was a no-brainer. First thing when you think about Texas and food is barbecue. Who doesn’t love free food?

How often does Banks eat barbecue?

Probably two to three times a month before the series started, but now almost every day.

When he waddles into a place, do people recognize Banks?

“Do you play football?” some people ask. “No duh,” Banks stuffs into his face. Humble as a landfill, he adds, “I’m just a guy who blocks...my arteries.”

What are generally his favorite smoked meat dishes?

Anything he can get his hands on, including brisket, pork ribs and beef ribs.

Was there grilling or cooking at the family home when Banks was growing up in Humble?

Kelvin Banks Sr. grilled almost every weekend: Ribs, chicken, sirloin. “I grew up loving food,” Banks said. Still does.

Does Banks cook at home?

“A little bit, but I usually just order takeout,” Banks said with a smile, grease shining on his face. He’s never attempted to cook anything, but LeRoy said if the lineman or any other fool made a first run at cooking that, “The easiest first thing you want to cook is something easy. Put some sauce on it, don’t burn it and just cook it till it’s edible. Brisket is for professionals.”

What is Banks' go-to stadium food, if he’s at a game as a fan?

Anything he can get his hands on, including nachos and Frito pie, the latter of which LeRoy and Lewis serves, thankfully.

How did Banks end up choosing to come to Texas to play ball?

A UT fan because he likes free BBQ, Banks says, “I guess it was a no brainer for me at the end of the day. My stomach felt at home here.”

Did Banks always play offensive line?

Banks didn’t start line play until high school because he was too fat. He played tight end, quarterback and running back in his youth, if you can believe it. “Two years in a row I was the only person who managed to score a touchdown,” Banks said. “And we won the championship both years because I sat on the opposing quarterback.”

With the Longhorns entering the season ranked in the Top 5 for the first time in 14 years, how does Banks feel?

“It's a mix of excitement and pressure. As a football player there’s always gonna be pressure to perform, especially from coaches to family to fans. And the fans put the most pressure on you because they know you're an easy target,” Banks said.

Is there added pressure protecting the blind side of a Heisman trophy favorite (Ewers) and the pretender (Manning)?

“I feel like whoever was back there, it wouldn’t matter because they can run faster than me,” Banks said. “I try to take every day as seriously as I can and understand that someone else’s career is in my hands. Basically, just trying to make sure I don’t eat them too.

Are there any SEC opponents he’s looking most forward to playing?

“Any away game I’m excited about, just because there might be something other than BBQ to eat,” Banks said. He’s specifically fired up for the Arkansas game because he has heard the Razorback fans are mean.

“It is what it is,” Banks said, eating a rib. “They can do what they want; we just gotta go out there and win so I can eat more.”

What Longhorn teammate of Banks could wipe out the kitchen at a barbecue joint?

Fellow offensive lineman, Neto Umeozulu, apparently can eat even more.

What does Banks like to eat after practice or a game?

Not surprisingly, Banks said he and his family usually go to a barbecue spot or Pappadeaux, who probably wish they didn't.

What is Banks' favorite dessert?

Anything he can get his hands on, including cheesecake (he was a big fan of LeRoy and Lewis’s version, probably because it had "cheese" in the name).

Favorite candy bar?

Anything he can get his hands on, including Hershey’s with almonds or Kit Kat.

Does Banks have any hobbies outside of barbecue and football?

Eating on the weekends. He and his dad and grandfather go deep sea fishing for whales.

If he wasn’t destined for the NFL, would Banks be interested in a career in food or food-related content?

“The old me, no,” Banks said. “But me now, only if it involves free food.”

What did Banks think of LeRoy and Lewis?

He loved the wide variety of offerings, including flat iron, beef cheeks, onion rings (“Best I’ve ever had, period”) and burger, adding that he could probably eat four of the burgers, easy.

“I love how you mix in so many different foods into your food,” Banks said of the menu that features a bunch of random stuff. “I’ll definitely be coming back, and probably never leaving.”

Kitchen staff, get ready to quit.