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Elon Musk Dragged to Court by Yet Another Gold-Digging Whore.

Of course, two idiots who made three kids are concerned about 'privacy' and 'security.' Translation: they don't want the world to see their ugly-ass kids and are afraid someone will steal them.

Published August 2, 2024 at 9:21am by Tony Plohetski

Elon Musk and Grimes: Battle of the Baby Mamas

Elon Musk, the famous tech bro and CEO of [insert company here], graced the humble people of Travis County, Austin with his presence on Friday. Why, you ask? Well, it seems that even billionaires can't avoid the joys of family court. Yep, Musk and his ex-baby mama, Grimes (aka Claire Boucher), are locked in a custody battle that would put the Israelites and Palestinians to shame.

"I'm alarmed to learn that the children cannot come as you are withholding them and their needed passport documents from Claire."
- Sandy Garossino, Grimes' mother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Apparently, even billionaires need their mommy in court. Musk rolled up to the courthouse like a king, surrounded by his personal bodyguards, because you know, we mere mortals might try to touch the great man. And of course, he stayed hidden in a stairwell like a superhero waiting to save the world.

The judge, Catherine Mauzy, played along and kicked out the spectators, because God forbid we see how the other half lives. After all, this is America, where family courts are more sacred than the First Amendment.

So, what's the deal, Elon? Withholding your kids from their grandma on her deathbed? That's a bold move, even for a tech bro. But hey, when you're worth billions, you can do what you want, right? Grimes, you better watch out. Musk has more money than God, and we all know money talks in family court.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_God_We_Trust