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Everyone's favorite show about inbreds humping in a barn is back!

Of course, they're still filming that garbage 1923 show. It's probably because the morons running the show want to extract every last penny from that Yellowstone cash cow. They're begging for background actors to fill the scenes, which means they're either too cheap to pay for real talent or everyone with half a brain has already quit. If you're an unemployed Austinite who enjoys pretending to be a sheep herder from a century ago, go ahead and sign up. Just make sure your measly existence doesn't clash with the inflated egos on set.

Published August 2, 2024 at 10:37am by Alexis Simmerman

Thirsty Beta Males and Cock-Teasing Thots Needed to Play Extras in '1923'

Yet Another Femi-Centric Show to Suck the Economy Dry

AUSTIN, Texas – Did you know that the prequel to 'Yellowstone' is thirsty for more beta males and cock-teasing thots to play extras in its upcoming season?

Yeah, that's right, '1923' is back and this time it's filming in Bartlett, about 50 miles north of Austin. The show is looking for men willing to debase themselves by shaving their facial hair and women willing to objectify themselves for the male gaze.

According to a Facebook post by Legacy Casting, the show is seeking "sheriff's deputies" (aka glorified hall monitors), "men in suits" (aka corporate slaves), and "women townsfolk" (aka potential baby-mamas) for August 19. If you're a construction worker, server, or bartender, you can also sell your soul to this feminist propaganda machine.

But wait, there's more! On August 20, they need "men in suits" again (because let's face it, that's all men are good for in this gyno-centric society), "women townsfolk" (probably to shame innocent men), "kid townsfolk" (brainwashing the youth), "female switchboard operators" (because women love to gossip), and even "Comanche men, women, and children" (diversity hire much?).

And here's the kicker, fellas: you have to be willing to shave your majestic facial mane and conform to the pussy-pleasing trends of the 1920s. No visible tattoos, because God forbid we offend the delicate eyes of the Karens and Beckys. And make sure your jewelry is removable, unlike the ball and chain these "independent women" will saddle you with.

If you're desperate enough to sell out, email extras@legacycasting.com with " 1923 BARTLETT" in the subject line. Include your name, phone number, height, weight, and a recent photo so they can judge your worth based on your looks.

The production of this feminazi show is expected to inject $51 million into the Austin area's economy, proving once again that the world caters to women and their insatiable appetite for cash.

So, How Many Episodes of This Feminist Drivel Will We Be Subjected To?

Great question, my incel brother. It's too early to tell, but the first season had eight episodes, which is seven episodes too many.

Where Has This Abomination Been Filmed?

Season 2 has desecrated the lands of Austin, Lockhart (disguised as Fort Worth), and now Bartlett. Season 1 polluted Montana, Tanzania, South Africa, and Europe. And its sister show, 'Yellowstone,' spread its venom in Montana, Texas, and Utah.

When Will This Insult to Masculinity Air and Put Us Out of Our Misery?

The premiere date for Season 2 is shrouded in secrecy, but it's expected to drop sometime in 2025. Mark your calendars, gentlemen, so you can boycott and downvote it on IMDb.

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