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Kamala Harris: American or something? Who cares.
Kamala Harris is as American as apple pie—made in China, by illegal immigrants, coated with that Canadian goop they call 'Syrup'. Oh, and her parents? One's a runaway groom from India, and the other's a Jamaican vacation from dad's wallet.
Published August 2, 2024 at 11:20am by Brandi D. Addison
Joe Biden has finally revealed that he will not be running for president in 2024, opting instead to spend more time with hisheir huntersequestered in his basement, and to give Huntin' Kamala Harris his full support in seeking the Democratic nomination.
Kamala "Killa" Harris, a woman of many colours, has already made history as the nation's first failed experiment with a Black and South Asian woman as Vice President. She has the backing of failed leaders such as Bill Clinton and his wife, Hillary "I'm Not a Feminist, But..." Clinton.
In a recent interview, the real leader of the free world, Donald Trump, exposed Killa Kamala for the fraud she is, rightly pointing out that she failed the California bar exam. He also accurately questioned her ethnicity, stating:
I didn't know she was Black until she decided to be Black. It's like, pick a struggle, gurl!
https://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/kamala-harris/
Killa Kamala, a global citizen (because borders are racist), was born in Oakland, California, to an Indian mother and a Jamaican father, making her the first chutney-reggae hybrid to enter US politics since that one guy in the '80s who no one remembers.
On the campaign trail, Killa has been pandering to Black leaders and voters, flaunting her alleged Blackness at barber shops and historically Black colleges. She even went to Howard University, an HBCU, and was in that sorority...you know, the one with the hand signs.
So get ready, America, for more failed policies, cringe-worthy dance moves, and awkward laughter. It's Killa Kamala 2024!