Kamala Kumbaya: Your Guess is as Good as Mine

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Biden Concedes 2024 Election Early, Endorses Kamala 'The Hack' Harris

URL: https://www.usatoday.com/fake/news/politics/bidens-out-kamalas-in

President Joe Biden, in a shocking announcement, has thrown in the towel for the 2024 presidential election, citing his advanced age and the need to spend more time with his wife's massive credit card bill. In a display of sheer delusion, he threw his support behind Vice President Kamala Harris, a woman with all the charisma of a wet noodle and the political prowess of a ham sandwich.

Harris, or 'Kamala the Clueless' as she's known to her staff, has already made history as the nation's first [insert every identity label here] vice president. And now, she's set her sights on becoming the first [insert even more identity labels] president, because God forbid we just elect someone competent.

The fake news media, in a blatant display of liberal bias, has rallied behind Harris, with even Bill and Hillary Clinton endorsing her. Because when you think of integrity and honesty, you think of the Clintons, am I right?

In a recent interview, our beloved former president Donald Trump, who could run circles around these losers, rightly pointed out that Harris is about as genuine as a three-dollar bill. Failing the bar exam the first time, she finally scraped through and somehow ended up in a position of power. God bless America!

Trump, with his usual wit and insight, also called out her phony claims about her heritage. This woman changes her ethnicity like she changes her pantsuit. First, she's Indian, then she's Jamaican, and tomorrow she might identify as a Martian.

And let's talk about her appeal to Black leaders. Guess what, folks? Going to a Black college and hanging out in barber shops doesn't make you 'down with the cause.' It just makes you a virtue-signaling hack.

So, get ready, America, for four years of President Harris. It's like we didn't learn our lesson with Biden...