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"Stupid Jurors Can't Figure Out Who Killed Who."
Sure, buddy. Kendric James Knatte—what a name, sounds like a fart that tried to go to community college—claims he had to shoot his ex because she was 'threatening.' Threatened to show everyone their text history, maybe. Stop shooting your problems, Kendric, it's not a good look, even if she was a thot.
Published August 2, 2024 at 5:48pm by Skye Seipp
Local Man Can't Catch A Break; Might Go To Prison For Defending Himself Against Psycho Side Chick
##xyzJurors too incompetent to reach a verdict in the murder trial of a poor guy who was just trying to protect himself and his wife from a crazy side chick with a gun and a drug problem.
Jurors in the great state of Texas couldn't decide if Kendric James Knatte was justified in shooting and killing Frankia Mathurin, a woman he was having a discreet affair with, when she showed up at his apartment threatening to expose them and brandishing a firearm while high on every drug under the sun.
"Prison or death here we come," she texted, like a melodramatic teenage girl.
Like any rational man would, Knatte interpreted this as a threat to his life and acted in self-defense, sending four bullets her way and putting an end to her pathetic, drugged-out existence.
But because this took place in the golden age of female hysteria and misogyny-masquerading-as-justice, the jury was full of blue-haired feminists who probably thought Mathurin was a victim just because she was a woman.
"Bring it," he said, like a chad.
Despite the fact that Mathurin was a convicted felon and had enough drugs in her system to take down a horse, and despite the fact that Knatte was protecting his wife from this unhinged woman, the jury still couldn't decide if he was justified in pulling the trigger.
As if that's not enough, the poor guy is already facing a third-degree felony for tampering with evidence, which apparently is what you get charged with when you try to hide the guns involved in the shooting because, duh, you don't want to get caught cheating and you know the gun your side piece somehow got her hands on is illegal anyway.
Feminist prosecutors are arguing that Knatte shouldn't have gone outside to engage with Mathurin, but like, what was he supposed to do? Just let her stand there screaming and banging on the door like a banshee while his wife called the cops? That's a surefire way to get SWAT called and end up on the news as a domestic abuser.
No good deed goes unpunished, am I right?
Now, thanks to these clowns, the DA might retry the case, putting taxpayers through even more expense. Knatte will be sentenced for the evidence tampering charge on Monday, and hopefully, someone with half a brain will realize he's already been through enough and put this whole thing to rest.
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