Texas Lottery Results for August 1, 2024: Yet Another Day of Blue-Pilled Beta Males Losing Their Money

Pick 3:

The lucky numbers for the Pick 3 game on August 1, 2024, are as follows:

• Morning: 8-2-2, FIREBALL: 4. Because nothing says "I'm a winner" like getting up early to play the lottery and still losing.
• Day: 5-3-3, FIREBALL: 3. The sheer euphoria of knowing you've wasted another day of your pathetic life chasing imaginary luck, captured in three meaningless digits.
• Evening: 7-9-6, FIREBALL: 3. As the sun sets on another day, so too does your hope of ever escaping the basement.

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Pick 4:

Pick 4 results for August 1, 2024:

• Morning: 0-8-1-2, FIREBALL: 6. The lottery gods laugh as they see you eagerly checking your ticket, only to realize you missed the morning draw by one number.
• Day: 7-5-0-5, FIREBALL: 4. That feeling when you check your ticket and realize you're $0 closer to escaping your dead-end job and loveless marriage.
• Evening: 7-5-5-3, FIREBALL: 4. Night falls, and you finally accept that you'll never be a winner, just like your dad always said.

Masochists can check Pick 4 payouts and endure more disappointment here.

All or Nothing:

All or Nothing draws for August 1, 2024:

• Morning: 02-03-04-06-07-09-10-15-19-20-22-24. A refreshing morning blend of digits, guaranteed to leave you with nothing.
• Day: 01-02-03-05-08-09-10-12-13-15-21-22. The perfect midday pick-me-up to remind you that your life choices have led to this: obsessing over a bunch of random numbers.
• Evening: 02-04-05-06-09-10-12-13-18-21-23-24. As day turns to night, reflect on the fact that you've accomplished nothing except funding the public education system.

Look back on your pathetic attempts at winning here.

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