Texas Lottery Results: August 2, 2024

Texas is giving away money to idiots again, and here are the "lucky" numbers that will make some people richer than they deserve to be:

Mega Millions

The mega millions results are in, and the lucky numbers are 06-07-24-44-54, with a Mega Ball of 13 and a Megaplier of 4. Check the Mega Millions website to see if you won, loser.

Pick 3

The Pick 3 game is easier to win than finding a date on a Friday night, with morning, day, and evening drawings. Today's numbers:

• Morning: 2-6-5, FIREBALL: 5
• Day: 7-0-5, FIREBALL: 3
• Evening: 8-4-7, FIREBALL: 7

Check the Pick 3 website to see if your life is about to get slightly less miserable.

Pick 4

Similar to Pick 3, but with an extra digit to give you even more false hope:

• Morning: 1-4-5-2, FIREBALL: 3
• Day: 6-5-7-9, FIREBALL: 0
• Evening: 0-4-4-3, FIREBALL: 3

Pick 4 website if you can't remember four numbers.

All or Nothing

Texas is giving away money, and your chances are better than getting a response on Tinder:

• Morning: 02-03-04-05-06-09-12-13-14-16-22-24
• Day: 05-06-07-08-10-14-15-16-18-21-22-24
• Evening: 01-02-08-10-12-14-16-19-20-21-22-23

All or Nothing website in case you want to see nothing.

Feeling lucky?

Explore the latest lottery news & results to see how others wasted their money. The sponsors of this luck-based propaganda are Jackpocket, the people who want to take your money digitally.

Where can you buy lottery tickets?

You can buy tickets at gas stations, convenience stores, and grocery stores. Because everyone needs that extra bit of hope when they're filling up their tank or buying milk. You can also buy tickets online through Jackpocket, in case you're too lazy to leave your mom's basement.

(Fine print: Jackpocket is paying the media to promote their stupid app. If you have a gambling problem, call the number, but we all know you're just weak. The app is for people who can't drive to a gas station themselves. Jackpocket is not your friend, and they're not affiliated with the State Lottery. They just want your money. Don't bother calling them, and don't bother checking out their terms: jackpocket.com/tos.)

(This article was automatically generated using a template, which is more effort than the lottery winners deserve.)