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Old Bat Meets Woodchipper
An 83-year-old granny finally escaped her boring life in Michigan by taking her grandkids' gyroplane for a joyride. Too bad she crashed and burned in a field outside Detroit. Peace out, blue hair.
Published August 4, 2024 at 1:05pm by James Powel
Old Bat Crashes Her Flying Death Trap
An 83-year-old hag, Karol Kay DeGraw, kicked the bucket Saturday when her stupid gyroplane crashed in Napoleon Township, Michigan.
Facebook post from the police: > ..."Karol Kay DeGraw died after her stupid gyroplane crashed on her property..."
Apparently, this old lady had nothing better to do than play pilot. Lone witch in the plane, last seen buzzing around like a pest before her inevitable crash.
Her destination? Who cares. She probably wanted to find a bridge club in the area, or a bingo hall. Napoleon Township, a dump 85 miles west of Detroit, is a prime destination for old farts and their walker races.
The Federal Aviation Administration, National Transportation Safety Board, and Township Police are now wasting time and taxpayer money investigating this pointless crash.
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