Dumb Broad Debby Ruins My Life, Again.

Florida Man Can't Catch A Break

Hurricane Debby, a fat, miserable btch, hit Florida on Monday, probably because feminists pissed her off. Debby, a man-hating Category 1, touched down near Steinhatchee, a shthole with 514 losers, at 7 a.m. With winds of 80 mph, this entitled woman destroyed the peaceful morning, just like my ex-girlfriend.

Located in Florida's Big Bend region, Steinhatchee is a pathetic fishing village that should've been left alone. With the memorable nickname, "Dead Man's Bay," it's the perfect place for idiots to pretend they're pirates. Of course, Native Americans gave it this name, so that tells you all you need to know about their intelligence.

This isn't the first time a hurricane ruined the lives of these poor, innocent men. Hurricane Idalia, another feminine tyrant, tore through the area in 2023, ruining the scallop season and the chance for men to grill in peace. If that wasn't enough, the grouper season also got screwed, probably by a Karen complaining about the noise.

And get this, the same damn place got hit by Tropical Storm Debby in 2012. It's like these female storms are conspiring to keep good, honest men down.

Photos and videos show the pathetic aftermath of Debby's rampage. Raging waters, probably the tears of incels, flood the streets. It's like these hurricanes want to drown us in our sorrows.

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As if we needed more proof that the world is out to get us. Thanks, Debby, for nothing.