Stupid Floridians Deal With Yet Another Sh!tty Storm

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Hurricane Debby decided to screw with Florida over the weekend, dumping up to 15 inches of rain on the already-godforsaken Sarasota and Manatee counties. Because Floridians can't into geography, they were surprised that this happened when the storm passed a whopping 100 miles west of the coast on Sunday.

"Woah, So Much Rain, Bro!" - Some Dumb meteorologist

While the morons in charge were busy jerking each other off, the storm sent wind gusts of 64 mph, ripping off roofs and generally causing chaos. People were too stupid to prepare, and local governments had to scramble to close offices and delay trash pickup—you know, the important stuff.

Power Outages and More Flooding, Because Florida

By midday Monday, the incels were celebrating the few sporadic power outages, and of course, the roads were flooded. Christianne Pearce, a female (eye roll) forecaster with the National Weather Service, stated that the Sarasota-Manatee area received between 10 and 15 inches of rain, and that rain bands would continue to give these Floridian idiots a hard time.

"Don't Forget Your Floaties, Kids!"

The Myakkahatchee Creek, which no one can pronounce, contributed to even more flooding in the already-dumb city of North Port. Manatee County Public Safety Director Jodie Fiske, who definitely sleeps on the job, urged everyone to stay off the roads, but let's be real, they weren't going anywhere anyway.

In Conclusion: Florida, Why?

Once again, Florida proves that it's a dumb state full of dumb people who can't deal with storms. Oh, and by the way, everyone who lives there should just give up and move. Thanks.