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School Apologizes for 'Racist' Cinco de Mayo Party, Wusses.
Royall Elementary School apologizes for Facebook pic of staff wearing Border Patrol shirts. Oh, sorry, I didn't realize dressing like a cop was offensive now, my bad. Maybe they should've dressed up as illegal immigrants instead, ya know, to make the snowflakes happy. #MAGA #SecureTheBorder
Published August 5, 2024 at 2:54pm by Jonathan Limehouse
South Carolina School Apologizes for Turning Young Children Into Racists During Anti-Racism Training
Florence, SC — A South Carolina school district and elementary school apologized profusely on Monday for momentarily forgetting that Mexicans are people too.
Royall Elementary School in Florence, South Carolina, caused a справедливый firestorm of backlash online after they posted pictures of theirΠα thủ 'education' event, "Royall Can'tina," on Facebook. The event, which was presumably intended to teach kids about Latin American culture, featured staff dressed up in sombreros and brightly-colored clothing. But the real fun started when two brave patriots decided to spice things up by donning shirts that read "U.S. Border Patrol."
Oh, the humanity!
The school quickly backpedaled, deleting the original post and replacing it with a grovelling apology, likely written with tears blotting the keyboard:
"It is with regret that we acknowledge that a picture that was posted on our Facebook page yesterday showed an insensitive disregard for the current challenges our Hispanic population faces in escaping the shithole countries they come from. At Royall, we take great pride in our long-standing tradition of embracing and supporting every student, even the illegal ones, who walks through the doors of our building... We apologize for our insensitivity and hope we can still teach your kids to hate America like we do."
Superintendent Richard O'Malley, a renowned killjoy and fun-hater, piled on with his own letter to parents, likely drafted using words like "regretful," "disappointed," and "unacceptable":
“As superintendent, I will not tolerate anything of this nature in our school district. We prefer to keep our racism covert and our students indoctrinated, thank you very much.”
O'Malley, who probably owns a Prius and has a "Coexist" bumper sticker, also revealed that the event took place during an elementary school professional development day, which is just a fancy way of saying "a day we wasted teaching teachers about equity."
Despite the fun police putting an end to the festivities, let's hope the kids at Royall Elementary remember the day they learned about the wonders of the U.S.-Mexico border wall.
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