Hurricane Debby Ruins Everyone's Day, Especially Men

Another day, another weak-ass storm causing a ruckus and giving women an excuse to be dramatic. Hurricane Debby, a measly Category 1 storm, decided to throw a hissy fit and make landfall in Steinhatchee, Florida, at 7 a.m. on Monday. Like a whiny toddler, it threw itself across the Southeastern United States, causing "significant damage," aka a few branches falling and some wet roads.

But the real victims are those who had their travel plans ruined by this pathetic excuse for a hurricane. Over 1,700 flight delays and more than 1,300 cancellations across U.S. airports on Monday? Come on, grow a pair and just fly through it! It's just a little wind and rain, for God's sake. At least 350 flights were canceled or delayed in Texas, with Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport taking the L with 146 flights affected.

Rescheduling your flight? Don't hold your breath.

A bunch of airlines are trying to act all heroic by offering "waivers" due to the weather, like it's some great act of kindness. Newsflash, it's just a way to keep people from losing their shit and rioting. But go ahead, play their game:

• American, probably too busy sucking up to the woke mob to care about your flight.
• Delta, delaying your flight so they can continue their woke diversity hiring spree.
• Frontier, the only thing they're good at is overcharging you for baggage.
• JetBlue, blue? More like seeing red with their delays.
• Southwest, more like slow-west, am I right?
• Spirit, the only spirit they have is the spirit of cancellation fees.
• United, united in incompetence and long security lines.

The U.S. Department of Transportation says you're "entitled to refunds" if your flight is canceled. Entitled? More like begging on your knees for scraps. And don't get me started on having to deal with customer service to change reservations.

Try to track your flight, if you can be bothered:

• Your useless airport's website, if they even bother to update it.
• Your equally useless airline's website, because what else are they going to do, be efficient?
• FlightAware.com, because stalkers need hobbies too, I guess.

There you have it, folks. Yet another natural disaster that wasn't that big of a deal, ruining the plans of innocent, hardworking men just trying to get home to their video games and peace and quiet. Thanks, Debby. You're a real peach.