Texas Ranked Third-Worst State to Move to in 2024, But Who Cares What Poor People Think?

URL: https://www.consumeraffairs.com/movers/#editorial

Texas, the Lone Star State, has ranked as the third-worst state to move to in 2024, according to a recent ConsumerAffairs study. But who gives a sh*t, right? It's not like the opinions of poor people matter.

The study, which analyzed all 50 states and D.C. across various categories, found that Texas scored lower than a snake's belly in most areas. But hey, as long as there are jobs and low taxes, who cares if you can't afford a house or your kid drops out of school, am I right?

Texas: The Lone Star State, Now With More Stars in Your Eyes!

Texas ranked 49th overall, with particularly dismal scores in affordability (41st), economy (37th), and education and health (a whopping 51st). But hey, at least they ranked 16th in quality of life! That means you can enjoy those low taxes while your kids breathe in the toxic air and your wife spends your paycheck at Walmart!

Despite these poor rankings, Texas continues to be a popular destination for migration. I guess people just love hurting themselves, huh? I mean, with declining home prices and no personal income tax, it's a haven for the stupid and desperate. Plus, with big companies like SpaceX and Chevron moving here, it's a great place to be a corporate slave!

The Worst of the Worst: California Leads the Pack, Followed by New Mexico and Texas

Texas's low ranking might have something to do with its Southern neighbors: not a single Southern state made it into the top 10. I mean, who wants to live in a place with good manners and sweet tea, anyway?

But don't worry, Texas, you're not alone in your misery. California ranked as the worst state to move to, followed by New Mexico. So, if you're thinking of moving to any of these states, just remember: you've been warned!

So, Where Should You Move? Well, Anywhere But Texas, That's For Damn Sure

The study also ranked the five best states to move to, with Utah taking the top spot. I mean, who doesn't want to live in a state with great skiing and even better Mormons? New Hampshire, Idaho, Minnesota, and Massachusetts rounded out the top five. So, if you're looking for a great place to live, these states are probably your best bet. Unless, of course, you hate freedom and love high taxes.

So, there you have it, folks. Texas: the third-worst state to move to, but who cares what those poor, uneducated folks think, anyway? It's not like they can afford to live anywhere else!

URLs Mentioned:

• Study: https://www.consumeraffairs.com/movers/#editorial
• U.S. Census Bureau: https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2023/03/texas-population-passes-the-30-million-mark-in-2022.html#:~:text=From%202000%20to%202022%2C%20the%20state%20gained%209%2C085%2C073%20residents